Disorderly conduct

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - 04/07/2013 07:03 - United States

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Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 765
You deserved it 12 466

Same thing different taste

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Did your boyfriend also write 3 hours long under sex?

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No, in the end he just ended up prescribing her boyfriend Viagra. It's the people you hang with that affect you, right?

Unfortunately there isn't a cure for what's wrong with your boyfriend. Being a f*cking idiot.

vibrators used to be prescribed my doctors. oh if only medicare covered it...

14, aww, looks like someone can't take a joke.

@14 - Firstly, it was just a joke. Clearly no one took it seriously and its not like OP lost her house or job or anything as a result. Secondly, no need to censor *******. We are all big ******* boys and girls (and cats) here.

Apparently we are not, since some of us have some huge f*cking self-censoring issues.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Don't forget that chipmunk, 23. The one with squeaky voice.

ha ha ermmmmmm in case it's not completely obvious, I am actually joking......

23, So the dogs on here are still little pups? :(

#16 Buckeyed-- History would tell you that the vibrator was invented to cure women's "Hysteria" and was administered by doctors. They even made house calls. :P

30 - don't worry old man, I got it... ;)

TheDrifter 23

Giggity. I need that job, did the prescription come with a hands on tutorial?

16- medicare is for the elderly or disabled. I think youre thinking about medicaid

MerrikBarbarian 9

71- depends on the country. In Canada government universal health care for all citizens is called Medicare.

Kozmotis 8

Apparently not all of us are, if someone loses it because a reply had a censor.

I honestly did not know that. Interesting; thanks for teaching me something new. But #16's profile says that she's from the states, so I guess it's safe to assume that it was a confusion of medicare/medicaid (which, I will admit, confused the heck out of me. The only reason I learned the difference is because I started working in a pediatrician office).

orosevert 7

I can see my boyfriend doing something like that..

homiwan 13

so, you are in the same condition?

SmallyBigs 9

59, your facial expression and your comment together made me laugh uncontrollably

Why be so serious. Like in Op's username, she will probably never see that doctor again. Also, clearly everyone took it as a joke.

RedPillSucks 31

I don't think she much cared for the joke since she's on FML about it.

kingdomgirl94 29

There's a time and place to joke around. The doctors office is neither.

But I heard "Laughter is the best medicine". RPS people also summit their FMLs to get us to laugh "with them". (:

Laughter is not the best medicine after an appendectomy...

Did your boyfriend also write 3 hours long under sex?

I'm fairly certain God trolls way better. Like when he almost made that guy sacrifice his only son.

xlord, if I could favourite comments yours would be at the top of the list.

xlord don't forget about the part when he drowned everyone on the planet. and knocked up that one guy, joseph's, wife so he could later on sacrifice his kid.

I also forgot how he made a covenant withe everyone then was like screw it, I don't like that, here's a new one. And thanks zolz :)

ginawater19 13

Yeah you should not have let him fill that out..

assassinbanana0 20

At least the doctor got a kick out of it. It was pretty funny..

Sounds like a porno script right there :-)

Scynistr 20

It totally does.. I can see it now.. It starts with a phone call and the doctor makes a 'house call' because of the 'seriousness' of her condition.. Then.. Enter **** music.. Ill leave the rest to the imagination.

GetPuckedUp 3

as long as your boyfriend satisfies your cravings, i dont see the problem.