tifdunc

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I live in America.

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Tifdunc's favorite FMLs

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nit-wit candidates. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jobless - / Wednesday 9 July 2014 05:02 / United States - Buffalo

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HowAreYouAlive / Wednesday 9 July 2014 04:24 / United States - Ashburn

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Rowansgonnarow / Saturday 5 July 2014 20:19 /

Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tattery - / Thursday 3 July 2014 23:55 / Australia - Adelaide

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tifdunc

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I’m your new creative director

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

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It's in the can!

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

One more and it's business time