By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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SmeXikoE 3

Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.

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princessbits 17

How do you get "I love you, boo" from goodbye?

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HahaHokayThen 10

Everyone gets tongue-tied sometimes, not a big deal. Especially with someone as simple as a pizza guy (:

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whyarepeopledumb 2

22- is your picture supposed to be a bunch of little kids as the jersey shore cast?

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rexgar2000 10

Stop watching ****, you not gonna get laid with the pizza guy with that line.

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dumboears 8

Everyone loves the guy that delivers our pizza!

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LunaDragon 10

Need a moment chew it over with Twix.

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HahaHokayThen 10

33- yes, I think it's sad how the future generation is being deteriorated by them.

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hinchkongfang 0

Why did you say boo? Are you a ghost?? BOO!! :)

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Banana_Pancakes6 0

Look around on Craigslist for a "Missed Connections", he might love you boo, too!

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Lovina_fml 8

I called my friend Mama once by accident. And he's a guy xD We just laughed it off.

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CalebEatsZombies 2

17 when your really high, but seeing as the op wasn't high, you have to be a complete dumbfuck

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Metzler31 17

Maybe you'll get a discount next time ;)

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BeefyQueef 5

Or maybe she'll just pay him in others ways... like a credit card!

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Insane_Tea 15

^Your picture suits your comment. They both make me want to punch your face.

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BeefyQueef 5

Well I can see my picture is working perfectly then

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lil_miss_katii 7

did he at least say "I love you too" ? haha seriously that sucks, gotta hate getting your words messed up

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Roevera 14

gotta hate when people nitpick over stupid shit..

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cjcstuart 7

Why are all the gorgeous girls in Canada?

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cjcstuart 7

Roevera I'm talking about you btw.

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CalebEatsZombies 2

Roevera looks pissed in her picture? You mad bro!?!?!?!??!?!?'

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SmeXikoE 3

Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.

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SmeXikoE 3

Whipped Cream filled Chocolate Log actually. Not for you though. But for my love I found today, by a simple door opening

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RedPillSucks 31

I cum more often with pizza too.

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blackstar994 5

Better bring pizza every time!

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Stupend0us 7

I'm sure you'll be delivering some big sausage pizza, too.

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CalebEatsZombies 2

Don't forget the pepperoni stick they always forget the pepperoni stick. >_>

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iluvFMLs15 19

correct grammar would be great right here ...

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causticgirl 6

Makes for a nice holiday season. Love to all

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Jakesterk96 8

If he didn't say or do anything in response, he probably didn't hear you. If he walked away smiling, don't be suprised if you see him strolling in the neighborhood...

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IdontWanna69 8

And then you two started making sweet love right?

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EvilTwerp 12

They started to make a new pizza sauce. (I know, I know, it's disgusting.)

23 6
yohooooooo 5

that sounds good, can I have some?

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FUUUandyourmom 16

It's like a start of a really ******* bad porno.

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coutney93 12

#60 all you see in the picture is the black guys teeth and not his face hahaha SMILE

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Doribella98 14

Don't be surprised if he comes to deliver you pizza every time you order now

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Steve95401 49

Maybe OP will get a free pizza next time.

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dcg1375 7

Don't be surprised if he comes without you ordering....pun intended

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DontModMeDammit 10

You have a stalker now..

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xSonic 9

She should've blamed it on auto-correct

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bmboente15 0

Not sure how that gets confused with goodbye

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LolFMLnot 10

Sometimes your mind goes blank and you say something else, while you were trying to say totally something different -____-

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swinglifeaway123 8

She's used to talking to her boyfriend, ya derp.

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bmboente15 0

Yeah, that makes total sense, she talks to nobody but her boyfriend. I totally understand now

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kathuzada 6

That's when you pretend to have bluetooth

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CowOven 7

What if he finds out you don't really have one

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