Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
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gress269
| 4
I do that every time.
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princessbits
| 17
How do you get "I love you, boo" from goodbye?
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
Everyone gets tongue-tied sometimes, not a big deal. Especially with someone as simple as a pizza guy (:
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whyarepeopledumb
| 2
22- is your picture supposed to be a bunch of little kids as the jersey shore cast?
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rexgar2000
| 10
Stop watching porn, you not gonna get laid with the pizza guy with that line.
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dumboears
| 8
Everyone loves the guy that delivers our pizza!
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LunaDragon
| 10
Need a moment chew it over with Twix.
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
33- yes, I think it's sad how the future generation is being deteriorated by them.
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hellokatie8
| 5
xD ^pure awesomeness xD
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hinchkongfang
| 0
Why did you say boo? Are you a ghost?? BOO!! :)
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graham11
| 14
67- boo: a term of endearment
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LightningCactus
| 12
Everybody needs a little luvin'
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LolFMLnot
| 10
Did he say i love you back?
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Damn auto correct!
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Banana_Pancakes6
| 0
Look around on Craigslist for a "Missed Connections", he might love you boo, too!
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Lovina_fml
| 8
I called my friend Mama once by accident. And he's a guy xD We just laughed it off.
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wikkedphuka
| 0
says the virgin
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CalebEatsZombies
| 2
17 when your really high, but seeing as the op wasn't high, you have to be a complete dumbfuck
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gdam
| 4
I'd only get that when he's hot
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Metzler31
| 17
Maybe you'll get a discount next time ;)
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BeefyQueef
| 5
Or maybe she'll just pay him in others ways...
like a credit card!
like a credit card!
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Insane_Tea
| 15
^Your picture suits your comment. They both make me want to punch your face.
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BeefyQueef
| 5
Well I can see my picture is working perfectly then
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Insane_Tea
| 15
Indeed
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lil_miss_katii
| 7
did he at least say "I love you too" ? haha seriously that sucks, gotta hate getting your words messed up
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Roevera
| 14
gotta hate when people nitpick over stupid shit..
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cjcstuart
| 7
Why are all the gorgeous girls in Canada?
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cjcstuart
| 7
Roevera I'm talking about you btw.
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CalebEatsZombies
| 2
Roevera looks pissed in her picture? You mad bro!?!?!?!??!?!?'
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woiz
| 11
u made his day
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BeefyQueef
| 5
Your picture made mine
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xaviiboo
| 9
Mine too :D
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
^ I read your comment in the troll voice of your profile pic.
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SmeXikoE
| 3
Hey,
it's me.
I just want to say.
I love you too
And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.
it's me.
I just want to say.
I love you too
And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.
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HideouslyHuman
| 10
You supply dessert?
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DQEight
| 8
Cheese filled breadsticks
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SmeXikoE
| 3
Whipped Cream filled Chocolate Log actually.
Not for you though.
But for my love I found today, by a simple door opening
Not for you though.
But for my love I found today, by a simple door opening
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I cum more often with pizza too.
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blackstar994
| 5
Better bring pizza every time!
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Stupend0us
| 7
I'm sure you'll be delivering some big sausage pizza, too.
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CalebEatsZombies
| 2
Don't forget the pepperoni stick they always forget the pepperoni stick. >_>
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iluvFMLs15
| 19
correct grammar would be great right here ...
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causticgirl
| 6
Makes for a nice holiday season. Love to all
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Jakesterk96
| 8
If he didn't say or do anything in response, he probably didn't hear you. If he walked away smiling, don't be suprised if you see him strolling in the neighborhood...
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IdontWanna69
| 8
And then you two started making sweet love right?
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EvilTwerp
| 12
They started to make a new pizza sauce. (I know, I know, it's disgusting.)
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yohooooooo
| 5
that sounds good, can I have some?
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
It's like a start of a really fucking bad porno.
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deviable
| 9
Dear penthouse...
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coutney93
| 12
#60 all you see in the picture is the black guys teeth and not his face hahaha SMILE
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Doribella98
| 14
Don't be surprised if he comes to deliver you pizza every time you order now
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Steve95401
| 49
Maybe OP will get a free pizza next time.
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dcg1375
| 7
Don't be surprised if he comes without you ordering....pun intended
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gress269
| 4
#7, I hate you.
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Doribella98
| 14
170- Do you think I freaking care?
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DontModMeDammit
| 10
You have a stalker now..
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xSonic
| 9
She should've blamed it on auto-correct
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bmboente15
| 0
Not sure how that gets confused with goodbye
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LolFMLnot
| 10
Sometimes your mind goes blank and you say something else, while you were trying to say totally something different -____-
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swinglifeaway123
| 8
She's used to talking to her boyfriend, ya derp.
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bmboente15
| 0
Yeah, that makes total sense, she talks to nobody but her boyfriend. I totally understand now
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kathuzada
| 6
That's when you pretend to have bluetooth
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CowOven
| 7
What if he finds out you don't really have one
it's me.
I just want to say.
I love you too
And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.