Intimacy: Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already... - FML

By sexaddict - 07/01/2009 08:16 - France

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Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

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Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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wafflemonger 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 6:05

If you're using protection (CONDOMS, not just the pill or something else), then enjoy! And idk what you all are on about, but my first time was AWESOME.

cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 22:56

To add to what the other sane posters have written: Be safe! and have fun. As long as you're responsible, there is nothing wrong with exploring yourself and others. Just remember being responsible not only covers you, but your partner as well.

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Imdead 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

ridiculousXmill 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:07

Better than being Chris Brown.

wafflemonger 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 6:05

If you're using protection (CONDOMS, not just the pill or something else), then enjoy! And idk what you all are on about, but my first time was AWESOME.

w00t_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 14:36

Have fun while you still can! Be safe and make sure you are just enjoying yourself. Scr*w what anyone else thinks.

cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 22:56

To add to what the other sane posters have written: Be safe! and have fun. As long as you're responsible, there is nothing wrong with exploring yourself and others. Just remember being responsible not only covers you, but your partner as well.

ThatAJGuy 1

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:48

I think I love you O.O jk lol

omg123 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:23

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KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 26 August 2017 19:05

Reputation is a really stupid thing to worry about. As long as the OP is being careful and using (good) condoms then that's the most anyone really can do. I agree if it's hurting her self esteem she should think about it but it sounds like she's having fun.

quiksta 0

Friday 13 February 2009 17:42

Not nympho, just an easy *****.

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 22:13

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TxF 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:08

It happens, it's like a runners high, but then it dwindles

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