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By woahheylex / Saturday 25 June 2011 14:21 / United States
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By  cumverg  |  0

The joke is old, grandpa

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By  cumverg  |  0

The joke is old, grandpa

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  iEatGuppies  |  0

did you forget your in america?

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  maths_fml  |  2

yea I came to comment the same thing and lol'ed at the first comment

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  rawrlily  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

1. cops only come early if they get to hit someone cuz they're stupid and like to powertrip 2. your paranoid as he'll at least check before u call 3. you got pizza and the cops didnt tazer you.

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being a horror movie addict, I have learned never to check first. op, did the right thing though, he can always apologize and give them some slices for their time, but he was startled and did what he thought was right to be safe.

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  lilred091710  |  0

shut up no one cares ok cumverg ? this person can post whatever they want so quit bein rude and tryin ta ruin a perfectly good fml.

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  NuTrees  |  9

all cops are tyrants! I would love to beat a cops ass when he wasn't hiding behind his badge. all cops are pigs, beat the innocent, harass, steal and are corrupt. I'm mad as children were raised to trust these guys... if I could I would line them all up and shoot all in their fucking eye.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

93 - What the fuck? Here, let me help: Shut up. No one cares, okay Cumverg? This person can post whatever they want, so don't be rude. Stop trying to ruin a perfectly good FML. Unfortunately that only helps your spelling and grammar, not your stupidity. 'Ta' is not a word.

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  lilred091710  |  0

Who the fuck cares? It's not stated anywhere on this site that I have to have 'perfect grammar' when typing a comment. Excuse me for talking in text like EVERY OTHER person on here. You're the idiotic one for even wasting your time correcting me when what I typed could be read just fine.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

150 - Exactly. Lilred, just because you disagree with me does not mean I'm a bitch. 150 is right; you are technically supposed to type legibly without any 'text speak'. Even in texting, no one types 'ta'; they type '2' or 'to'. There's no reason for that. So, calm your balls, untwist your panties and breathe. You can't call anyone idiotic when you choose to type like that. I can see that you know how to spell; put it to good use.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

153 - How very pleasant. I'd try to help, but nothing can cure your blindness. There are MANY people who correct grammar on here. It's not just me; some are even worse than I am. Try opening your eyes sometime.

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  lilred091710  |  0

150 and 123 - It only says that you have to use proper grammar when POSTING an FML of your own. It says NO WHERE that comments have to use perfect grammar as well. Also, people use 'ta' in texts all of the time! Does the abbreviation 'hafta' ring a bell? It's a shorter, 'text speak' version of 'have to'. People also SAY 'hafta' in real life conversations as a slang word. I think I've proved my point. I'm sorry I was rude to you 123, but I refuse to be called out when I know that I have done nothing wrong.

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  lilred091710  |  0

It doesn't say text language ON comments is prohibited. You know very well, 168, that when you post a comment it does not give you a warning stating that you must use proper grammar. They only REQUEST it to be used on actual FMLs.

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  Sirin_fml  |  46

Actually, we don't. It's a commenting rule, so it applies to comments posted here. A little of it now and then is no big deal though, so let's not argue this. :-)

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  lilred091710  |  0

kickass- Honey, this didn't even involve you to begin with. It was a conversation between myself and 5t3ff1k4h. Therefore, I would appreciate it if YOU just left it alone.

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  sameroni13  |  0

I don't get the joke I get that if the police came earlier, the pizza would come later but what's so funny about it is it that police stations and cars are slower pizza delivery?? please help me!! thanks

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  whoisthisgirl  |  4

I was gunna say sounds like where I live and then I looked and you're from PA too lol. my police station is far away while the fire department is 3 minutes down the road.

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  unvmesucka  |  0

What a cheap ass!

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  unvmesucka  |  0

You claim to be from Venus and calling me stupid? haha Anyways, I was replying to message above dickweed.

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  sns_fml  |  0

unvmesucker I am from Venus and if you make fun of me once again I'll call chuck Norris and Rebecca black. you stupid idiot. never mess with chuck Norris.

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  EmyB_fml  |  8

it made me laugh

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  chriskeroack1  |  5

911 is a joke everywhere……

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  BeastNerd  |  3

74, are you trying to be a retard? because you're doing it really well.

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  rockindyl22  |  0

98 are you trying to win? Because you did.

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  morgan020  |  0

It is in my town. It takes on average 45 minutes to an hr for them to get to any kind of emergency. At least Texas let's us protect our homes without having to rely on our slow police department.

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  UberFail79  |  0

227: Absolutely. I'm a Texan, I own 7 guns, they're all named. I think y'all know what this leads. I'm also a cop, and I can tell you that, at least in Houston, we've got more on our hands than just "possible trespassing". But hey, Houston sucks. Especially the bad parts. Just learn to fight, and you'll be fine. Rule #1 of survival is never trust the police. Coming from a police officer.

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  69_jackson_69  |  0

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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  Futacy  |  29

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  Futacy  |  29

Imagine... You hear an unusual noise from your basement and you go downstairs to check, say you find a strange man that you've never seen before. You scream and run upstairs to grab the phone, but the weird dude already knows that he was found out... That would be a time where he would either kill you or bust the door down to escape. If you think that there's a serial killer in your house (or whatever else it would be) you shouldn't go down and look for them.

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  Tadeusz_fml  |  5

Guns are legal so paranoid people can be armed when they check out creaky doors in their cellars. Well, 13,500 people are murdered through gun crime every year in the States and less than 40 in the UK. Speaks for itself really.

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