...and you live in America.

...and

what's that suppose to mean??

there was a lineup at Starbucks

The joke is old, grandpa

maybe his pet dinosaur told him you never know.

did you forget your in america?

yea I came to comment the same thing and lol'ed at the first comment

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1. cops only come early if they get to hit someone cuz they're stupid and like to powertrip

2. your paranoid as he'll at least check before u call

3. you got pizza and the cops didnt tazer you.

being a horror movie addict, I have learned never to check first. op, did the right thing though, he can always apologize and give them some slices for their time, but he was startled and did what he thought was right to be safe.

shut up no one cares ok cumverg ? this person can post whatever they want so quit bein rude and tryin ta ruin a perfectly good fml.

wow I don't think cops are like that,

all cops are tyrants! I would love to beat a cops ass when he wasn't hiding behind his badge. all cops are pigs, beat the innocent, harass, steal and are corrupt. I'm mad as children were raised to trust these guys... if I could I would line them all up and shoot all in their fucking eye.

and all NuTrees are prejudice and stereotypical

93 - What the fuck? Here, let me help:

Shut up. No one cares, okay Cumverg? This person can post whatever they want, so don't be rude. Stop trying to ruin a perfectly good FML.

Unfortunately that only helps your spelling and grammar, not your stupidity. 'Ta' is not a word.

Who the fuck cares? It's not stated anywhere on this site that I have to have 'perfect grammar' when typing a comment. Excuse me for talking in text like EVERY OTHER person on here. You're the idiotic one for even wasting your time correcting me when what I typed could be read just fine.

P.S.
That was for 123
Bitch.

150 - Exactly.

Lilred, just because you disagree with me does not mean I'm a bitch. 150 is right; you are technically supposed to type legibly without any 'text speak'. Even in texting, no one types 'ta'; they type '2' or 'to'. There's no reason for that. So, calm your balls, untwist your panties and breathe. You can't call anyone idiotic when you choose to type like that. I can see that you know how to spell; put it to good use.

#123, you're one of the few stupid ugly bitches who care about grammar on an online website
fuck you

153 - How very pleasant. I'd try to help, but nothing can cure your blindness. There are MANY people who correct grammar on here. It's not just me; some are even worse than I am. Try opening your eyes sometime.

I don't get it

Oh yeah, 5t3ff1k4h is back!

150 and 123 - It only says that you have to use proper grammar when POSTING an FML of your own. It says NO WHERE that comments have to use perfect grammar as well. Also, people use 'ta' in texts all of the time! Does the abbreviation 'hafta' ring a bell? It's a shorter, 'text speak' version of 'have to'. People also SAY 'hafta' in real life conversations as a slang word. I think I've proved my point. I'm sorry I was rude to you 123, but I refuse to be called out when I know that I have done nothing wrong.

http://www.fmylife.com/comments/rules

Check out the third bullet point and watch your argument fall apart. Idiot.

It doesn't say text language ON comments is prohibited. You know very well, 168, that when you post a comment it does not give you a warning stating that you must use proper grammar. They only REQUEST it to be used on actual FMLs.

Actually, we don't. It's a commenting rule, so it applies to comments posted here. A little of it now and then is no big deal though, so let's not argue this. :-)

kickass-
Honey, this didn't even involve you to begin with. It was a conversation between myself and 5t3ff1k4h. Therefore, I would appreciate it if YOU just left it alone.

where did all of our comments go??

What?! Why do everyone's comments keep disappearing?

I'm going to keep commenting until someone tells me WHY my comments keep disappearing.

I hope you were more hungry than scared.

39- "you're"...

I don't get the joke
I get that if the police came earlier, the pizza would come later but
what's so funny about it
is it that police stations and cars are slower pizza delivery?? please help me!! thanks

dude, luv da' pic. haha

I was gunna say sounds like where I live and then I looked and you're from PA too lol. my police station is far away while the fire department is 3 minutes down the road.

only in america lol looks like u got some bacon to go with that pizza ;)

Ah you beat me to it!

So what were the strange noises? His hungry stomach?

*hungery

LOL never mind I think I had it right the first time. :P

Shit you got pizza why you mad?

Because it wasn't free

What a cheap ass!

31 are you stupid?

You claim to be from Venus and calling me stupid? haha Anyways, I was replying to message above dickweed.

unvmesucka, you obviously do not understand this newfangled thing called "sarcasm."

I wouldn't given a shit about the cops if my veggie pizza arrived before :) as a matter of fact I would of forgotten about them.

why go with the veggie? i love the meat.

(begin with onslaught of penis jokes now)

^You "MEAT" lover!

Me too!!!!!

what u been smokin?

dick

unvmesucker I am from Venus and if you make fun
of me once again I'll call chuck Norris and Rebecca black. you stupid idiot. never mess with chuck Norris.

^ Are we supposed to laugh at that?

it made me laugh

88- a pizza with dick as a topping... hmmm y not?

hey sns ill take on chuck Norris all I need is my bare hands

And all he needs is his "bear" hands just and fwi before you start threating a celeberty who would make your face flatter than the pavement.

Its called canabalism, thats why not

It's called sarcasm.

what was in the basement?

dude grow up

"I guess 911 is a joke in your town." - Flava Fav

the cops first had to respond to the four boys fake drowning at the pool

911 is a joke everywhere……

64- are you trying to be funny?
cause its not working out..

74, are you trying to be a retard? because you're doing it really well.

if u had said that u had some pizza they would have been there in 10 seconds...

98 are you trying to win? Because you did.

You would too, 118

It is in my town. It takes on average 45 minutes to an hr for them to get to any kind of emergency. At least Texas let's us protect our homes without having to rely on our slow police department.

227: Absolutely. I'm a Texan, I own 7 guns, they're all named. I think y'all know what this leads.
I'm also a cop, and I can tell you that, at least in Houston, we've got more on our hands than just "possible trespassing". But hey, Houston sucks. Especially the bad parts.

Just learn to fight, and you'll be fine. Rule #1 of survival is never trust the police. Coming from a police officer.

Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you

U are my hero xD
God, your comment was funny

ahaha I love when people act like they were a part of an FML.:)

you hear noises coming from the basement and you call the cops before even checking it out? ...lool pussy

Probably Noming on some doughnuts

Nom nom nom nom

Nom nom nomnom?

Nom Nom

Noooooom

om nom nom

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

nommy nom nom

nom te nom nom.....nom?

NOM NOM NOM NOM

nom nom nom nom nom nommy nommy nom.

strange noises? wow terrifying. maybe check to see whats causing the noise before you call the cops and maybe keep them from helping someone in serious danger.

agreed. seriously what if it was just a fucking wind

I've never met a wind before

you don't want to. if u encounter a wind, call the police immediately.

...

i've been slapped by a wind once. it happened after my mom ate a burrito.

Hahaha!! XD

you all would die if it was a fucking psycho maniac down there. you guys are like the people in the scary movies. fuck that, I wouldn't go down there !

you should've trapped whatever was down there By luring it with pizza.

Imagine... You hear an unusual noise from your basement and you go downstairs to check, say you find a strange man that you've never seen before. You scream and run upstairs to grab the phone, but the weird dude already knows that he was found out... That would be a time where he would either kill you or bust the door down to escape. If you think that there's a serial killer in your house (or whatever else it would be) you shouldn't go down and look for them.

I would have locked the basement door,
yelled "It puts the lotion on it's skin"
then sold him to a Hostel.

Well 48, that's why you should buy a gun.

curiosity killed the cat

this is one reason why guns are legal here.
 

lmfao

Well 73, some people don't have a gun license, or have any need for a gun.

Guns are legal so paranoid people can be armed when they check out creaky doors in their cellars.

Well, 13,500 people are murdered through gun crime every year in the States and less than 40 in the UK.

Speaks for itself really.

that's why the uk gets poned in wars and the us doesn't

That's why I hate living in America.... I swear I'm moving to Canada someday. Canada's pretty :)

no he should :)

you're leaving out important information. what was in the basement?

it was Chuck Norris

if it was chuck Norris she wouldn't still be in th house because
chuck Norris doesn't own a house. when he walks in, other people walk out.

he would of killed her for being dumb