By why god - United States - Huntington Park
  Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML
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  mohamed_H  |  21

Meow ;) why didn't you join? I always join cat orgys, they are fun as hell!

  8313girl  |  28

That is the wildest story I've heard in a long time. OP has some middle aged kink freaks for parents. I also agree they should have hosted that buck wild orgy at a place that their kid would never see. Now I'm wondering why the gave him only $20 instead of $100 so he could do more stuff. Hell, I spent $20 while writing this comment.

  Bigfabthetruth52  |  22

That is some weird Shit man.i would bring that up everytime they tried to give me unwarranted grief about my friends.

By  CupcakeJuice  |  10

That sure took a swing on the awkward side. Anybody? No? Sorry I'll leave.

By  Paco_el_Taco  |  17

Swingers who are parents really should invest in a hotel room for these types of activities. Its cheaper than paying for psychological counseling for your kid for the next three years.

  Zebediabolical  |  39

I'm pretty sure that if this were the first event they were involved in they wouldn't be hosting it. It might be the first one they've hosted however. Or just the first time OP went to a short movie.