Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely

The name reminds me of Titanic.

I thought more of two and a half men.. you know crazy stalker Rose?

Two and a half men? OP is a girl

she was making a joke. I was thinking the same thing with the whole Rose thing.

How do you know

There's a female symbol beside OP's name.

It doesn't have to be the name. You can change it to literally anything you want. Ever wonder why it usually fits the FML so well? That's why

Did you say yes? :D

Great timing.

Yea, they already have the minister, the flowers, and the clothes.

Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.

sounds like a splendid wedding

Now that's true love. She's probably still not going to give up.

seems like the next plot to a Nicholas Sparks novel

Never going to give you up Why exactly did they think it was a good idea to propose at a wedding? Do people not think..?

Sounds more like an obsessive stalker.

I hope it didn't ruin the big day.

Awwww, that's so sweet. What did you say? Don't leave us hanging!

Yeah sure is sweet when your wedding is potentially ruined by a crazy ex.. Wish I had nice things like that happen in my life

Oh shit! Good luck with the decision OP!

Did anyone notice that OP is a girl? o_0 (look at the gender sign).

And....? Who gives a shit?

so? there are a lot of places around the world (UK included, which is where OP is from) where same-sex couples can wed without issue.