By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
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ananamoose 0

smooth move xlax, get it because when you poop it comes out really smooth and easy instead of all hard and hurting

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thatwasobvious 0

****** deserved it. im sure there was some other drink available. if someone goes OUT OF THEIR WAY to tell you not to do something you might generally do otherwise, pay attention. annoying as hell when my stuff is just gone because someone decided my snack would be best in their stomach.

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humorizer 14

At least you didn't steal her soap and walk out in the rain?

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100lol 0

You know, someone created something named the sink, providing FREE WATER.

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Sorrel 0

Do you not pay water bills? Tap water is not free, but it is very cheap. It costs like .003 dollars per gallon, but it is not free. Anyway, YDI for being a dumbass. How could you not taste it??

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cherrypieguy 0

THIS FML ISNT WORTH TROLLING. YDI

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HahaYDI 0

I am surprised that you had enough time to go online and type this out, you must have ran straight for the bathroom as soon as you submitted this lol

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f_my_effing_life 0

ewww. and #30: ew, really? you had to write that? u thought none of us couldve figured that out without you explaining that?! thought so.

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Plumppotato 3

to #85, i couldnt figure that out. and i thank him for explaining it.

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xOpheliacx 0

#75, well you dont necessarily taste the laxatives. I had a colonoscopy recently, and I couldn't taste the stuff the doctor told me to get at all. but yeah. OP, you definitely deserved it.

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ananamoose 0

to 153 your welcome, anytime, to this bitch that said she didn't like you, she is an inconsiderate **** who, cares only of herself and her riches, to her we are mere peasents and that my friend is not even worth trying to change, and with that let the horses race

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f_my_effing_life 0

wow, way to be a drama queen. i was just joking about that, if u didnt notice. maybe take some time from pointing out the obvious to recognize how people are talking and dont bitch out on them all the time. and stop it with the stereotypes. and dont start assuming things and trying to make yourself sound smart. YOU'RE NOT.

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giganticbrain 0

I agree with ananamoose. You use the letter "u" to much in replace for the word "you", a common sign that you are somebody I hate.

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f_my_effing_life 0

sorry. its just an old habit. oops. but please dont judge me because of the way i type.

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Josato 0

Depends where you are. My family get free water as we live in the country side, and I get free water at my flat because I am a student.

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brutal_banger 10

everyone ignore 153 she just tries to sound smart but with a picture like that? cries for attention tryin to say "hey I'm fun yay" but hey that's just how I type remember her words! don't judge haha now u can't bitch at me or you'll be a hypocrite

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gunnar7240 0

I agree with 172 the rest of you are retarded.

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Darthbane2007 17

YDI. You couldn't get water or something?

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SomeonePosting 0

That's what I thought. Just drink from the tap!

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summer99 0

i know right? if it said "don't drink" i dont understand why you couldnt just get some water.

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callmesillyxxx 1

lmfaooo @ ***** friends lmaooo!!! made my day

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therealmike 0

Maybe this will teach you not to steal other people's stuff. Probably not though.

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Enryu 0

Yes, right that makes so much sense Ii meanIi put lemonades with laxatives in my freezer all the time instead of mixing it just into ONE glass whenIi am about to drink it. Because you know one of these timesI'mmgoing to throw a partyy with those many people and someone will be like: HEY! come on lets all drink laxatives!Hey, doo you have a jug full of it? TheI i can say: Why yes of coursI i have! FAKE!

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midnightm16 24

Ever known someone who had a colonoscopy? You drink a jug full of laxatives before going in. Don't comment on something you know nothing about.

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wysegirl 24

Do research before posting ignorant comments. You drink about a gallon of liquid and a bottle of laxatives.. not a joke and not fake.

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hotdayum15 0

LOL You totally deserved it! xD

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ravenscorne 0

heard this one before. I mean jeez, if you want to steal an old story, at least use one that is like WAY old so that people can't recognize it right off the bat.

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