FML : Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically...

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Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fearofzombies - / Thursday 13 August 2009 18:17 / United States

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By ananamoose | 0

#483858 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:06

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

By Intoxicunt | 5

#483873 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:08

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

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By klesskapet | 0

#483844 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:03

first

average_girl | 0

#483982 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:28

wowww u win a prize!!!! -_-

breadonabun | 0

#484200 - Thursday 13 August 2009 11:41

YDI for trying to feed everyone cupcakes!

breadonabun | 0

#484206 - Thursday 13 August 2009 11:44

YDI for sleeping with carrots up your ass

AAAAHHHH12 | 2

#484215 - Thursday 13 August 2009 11:48

And a diamond, don't forget the diamond!

cherrypieguy | 0

#484873 - Friday 14 August 2009 03:43

YDI IT FOR LOSING TO THE ZOMBIE INVASION!!!!

fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#494360 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:35

look on the bright side, at least you fought off the zombies

PaperCaper | 11

#1050132 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:38

How come the comment mods deleted most of the comments, but left the stupid ones?

Seelu | 0

#1296636 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 09:36

72 wins.

tatababe | 0

#2869143 - Monday 11 July 2011 09:29

I know right?

By ananamoose | 0

#483858 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:06

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

reapfml | 0

#484849 - Friday 14 August 2009 03:32

Don't you realize what this means!? It means the OP will become a zombie and he was trying to save his friends and family by killing himself off :(

By Unregistered | 0

#483860 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:07

second

giganticbrain | 0

#483869 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:08

No....third actually. Anyway, how do you fight off zombies by punching yourself in the head?

chaos753159 | 4

#795332 - Sunday 24 January 2010 10:34

you fail

By athiest_pope | 0

#483866 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:07

how lame

By Dale_xD | 15

#483872 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:08

Lmao, I was driving a car in my sleep once. I'm 14 :S

rapunzel3416 | 28

#2815733 - Sunday 3 July 2011 10:52

stupid

shadexilmaendu | 4

#4052970 - Saturday 18 February 2012 08:49

How exactly does this qualify as stupid? A sleepwalker had little to no control over their actions; consciously trying to drive a car while bring 14 would be stupid. Sleepdriving is just shit luck and make sure nothing like that ever happens again

By Intoxicunt | 5

#483873 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:08

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

smartguy13v | 2

#2703808 - Friday 17 June 2011 09:05

Epic Win.

By cscore | 0

#483887 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:11

Haha, this one really made me laugh.

abes22 | 0

#1683438 - Thursday 11 November 2010 05:55

sameee

ledzeppelingirl | 0

#3313843 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 02:13

Me two!

By john_bell | 0

#483888 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:11

You're screwed when the zombie apocalypse comes

blondeblonde1994 | 0

#484142 - Thursday 13 August 2009 11:19

LMFAO (john_bell) ... That was funny. U just made my day! LOL... Wowwww

ClaireBear9087 | 0

#1539934 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 02:49

i cant wait for a zombie apocolypse

By kionnalexus | 0

#483891 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:11

hahahahaha, I'm sorry.

By PaperMoon | 0

#483909 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:15

That's got to hurt.

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