Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
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ananamoose
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keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!
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Intoxicunt
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If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.
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klesskapet
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first
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average_girl
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wowww u win a prize!!!! -_-
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breadonabun
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YDI for trying to feed everyone cupcakes!
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breadonabun
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YDI for sleeping with carrots up your ass
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AAAAHHHH12
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And a diamond, don't forget the diamond!
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cherrypieguy
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YDI IT FOR LOSING TO THE ZOMBIE INVASION!!!!
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fmlfmlfml15
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look on the bright side, at least you fought off the zombies
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PaperCaper
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How come the comment mods deleted most of the comments, but left the stupid ones?
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Seelu
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72 wins.
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tatababe
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I know right?
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ananamoose
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keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!
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reapfml
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Don't you realize what this means!?
It means the OP will become a zombie and he was trying to save his friends and family by killing himself off
:(
It means the OP will become a zombie and he was trying to save his friends and family by killing himself off
:(
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Unregistered
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second
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giganticbrain
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No....third actually. Anyway, how do you fight off zombies by punching yourself in the head?
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chaos753159
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you fail
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athiest_pope
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how lame
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Dale_xD
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Lmao, I was driving a car in my sleep once. I'm 14 :S
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rapunzel3416
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stupid
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shadexilmaendu
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How exactly does this qualify as stupid? A sleepwalker had little to no control over their actions; consciously trying to drive a car while bring 14 would be stupid. Sleepdriving is just shit luck and make sure nothing like that ever happens again
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Intoxicunt
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If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.
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smartguy13v
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Epic Win.
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cscore
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Haha, this one really made me laugh.
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abes22
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sameee
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ledzeppelingirl
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Me two!
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john_bell
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You're screwed when the zombie apocalypse comes
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blondeblonde1994
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LMFAO (john_bell) ... That was funny. U just made my day! LOL... Wowwww
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ClaireBear9087
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i cant wait for a zombie apocolypse
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kionnalexus
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hahahahaha, I'm sorry.
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PaperMoon
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That's got to hurt.