By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
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keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

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wowww u win a prize!!!! -_-

YDI for trying to feed everyone cupcakes!

YDI for sleeping with carrots up your ass

And a diamond, don't forget the diamond!

YDI IT FOR LOSING TO THE ZOMBIE INVASION!!!!

look on the bright side, at least you fought off the zombies

How come the comment mods deleted most of the comments, but left the stupid ones?

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

Don't you realize what this means!? It means the OP will become a zombie and he was trying to save his friends and family by killing himself off :(

No....third actually. Anyway, how do you fight off zombies by punching yourself in the head?

Lmao, I was driving a car in my sleep once. I'm 14 :S

How exactly does this qualify as stupid? A sleepwalker had little to no control over their actions; consciously trying to drive a car while bring 14 would be stupid. Sleepdriving is just shit luck and make sure nothing like that ever happens again

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

Haha, this one really made me laugh.

You're screwed when the zombie apocalypse comes

LMFAO (john_bell) ... That was funny. U just made my day! LOL... Wowwww

i cant wait for a zombie apocolypse

hahahahaha, I'm sorry.

That's got to hurt.