By fearofzombies - United States
Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
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  reapfml  |  0

Don't you realize what this means!?
It means the OP will become a zombie and he was trying to save his friends and family by killing himself off



How exactly does this qualify as stupid? A sleepwalker had little to no control over their actions; consciously trying to drive a car while bring 14 would be stupid. Sleepdriving is just shit luck and make sure nothing like that ever happens again