Love, Divorce and Boredom: Boring FML

Boring FML

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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You deserved it 333

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By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 69

Stewart Lee has let himself go

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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You deserved it 9 111

Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 126

By agh marriage - 11/10/2012 05:56 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML

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Hangryko 27

Saturday 2 May 2020 6:31

Are you the same husband whose wife goes running every day?

Susan Yee 9

Saturday 2 May 2020 6:56

Quarantine brings the worst of some people.

Comments

Sumus125 17

Saturday 2 May 2020 2:46

I'm sorry that she wasted so much of your time, man.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 May 2020 2:56

That's a grounds for divorce? If that were the case, hardly anyone would be married except the Dos Equis guy.

Hangryko 27

Saturday 2 May 2020 6:31

Are you the same husband whose wife goes running every day?

Susan Yee 9

Saturday 2 May 2020 6:56

Quarantine brings the worst of some people.

ahabsfan 14

Saturday 2 May 2020 13:05

Right on schedule. Ever hear of the seven year itch?

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 2 May 2020 14:42

Spice up both your lives by hooking up with her friends!

poolgirl789 6

Saturday 2 May 2020 20:11

7 year itch. She'll be back (not that she deserves you)

Nothuman0 3

Sunday 3 May 2020 2:20

Oh well get a cat and sleep in peace 🙃 **** marriage

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