By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States 5 1 21 32 Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 822 You deserved it 12 072 Tweet Share
By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States 4 1 11 63 Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 896 You deserved it 38 688 Tweet Share