Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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lolmigosh 15
How would the cashier know?
challan 19
Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.
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Comments (176)
onorexveritas 23
Uhm has the cashier seen your junk ? even if you are overcompensating he's still a jackass for assuming
CanadianCutie22 16
she knows her stuff
yupitssoph 18
That's bs all condoms can fit pretty much the same size.. The XL labeling is just for an ego boost :)
roseeabayy 7
How would the cashier know!? What a rude bitch
SgtAssCheeks 21
shoulda flashed that dick of yours right out of your jeans and be like "This isnt even my final form, bitch!"
cartedor 18
You should totally whip it out and say suck on that, smaller size
theoreopage 9
the guys just jealous
Anubis_81 21
The hell would they know? Though, it's not the size, it's what you do with it.
xeka 10
YDI. Could have gone to self checkout but nooo.
sikunt89_fml 16
Agreed, I would have done that. Although I guess they should have the right to go to any register without being harrassed about their wang.
panda_lou 11
How would they know what size you need? I know a guy that is like 5' 2" and skinny as ****. He's hung like a GD elephant. Lol. I know big guys that are smaller than average