FML : Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By totallyembarassed / Saturday 7 July 2012 04:08 / United States - Charlotte

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By TheFamilyElf | 17

#4659693 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:54

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

By Wheredidgrungego | 12

#4659749 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:06

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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By MyaaBayyBee | 6

#4659682 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:52

At least you're saying "always stay strapped"

onlychildFTW | 33

#4659785 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:17

My question is, how do you mistake a condom and a $20 bill. Seems kind of impossible. You could just feel the difference.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#4660134 - Saturday 7 July 2012 02:47

I've heard about overdraft protection, but this is just ridiculous.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4660455 - Saturday 7 July 2012 04:39

I hope she was pretty, OP.

JustDerpin | 11

#4660503 - Saturday 7 July 2012 04:50

If I was that cashier, I would have winked and wrote my number on the back of your receipt.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4666594 - Monday 9 July 2012 05:00

I just hope the condom was still in it's package

Anomomous | 15

#4666873 - Monday 9 July 2012 06:35

Condoms are wrong.

By ryanLinke | 4

#4659686 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:53

how did that go..

GVirdi | 11

#4659882 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:43

Well.. The story is an FML now

zachherbert | 10

#4659934 - Saturday 7 July 2012 01:04

Well, it is on FML, so I'm guessing not perfect...

indielove | 13

#4659941 - Saturday 7 July 2012 01:06

"I'm sorry sir. We only take cash, credit ,or checks."

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#4660701 - Saturday 7 July 2012 05:39

"Sorry sir, we don't take rubber checks."

happle | 21

#4660829 - Saturday 7 July 2012 06:22

Another reason not to keep condoms in your wallet or pockets...

2oc | 5

#4661497 - Saturday 7 July 2012 09:56

Tell her it's a limited edition coin still in the wrapper.

eggmarie | 25

#4661863 - Sunday 8 July 2012 12:43

61 - oh yes, carrying a condom and being prepared is just a HORRIBLE thing to do.

naughtia | 14

#4662938 - Sunday 8 July 2012 04:51

81- it's actually not safe to keep a condom in a wallet. The friction caused from opening and closing the wallet as well as body heat (from inside a pocket) can cause the condom to deteriorate therefore cause small holes, thus defeating the purpose of using a condom in the first place.

eggmarie | 25

#4663205 - Sunday 8 July 2012 06:30

How do you know OP isn't a woman? I keep my condoms in a part of my wallet where they don't rub against things.

By TheFamilyElf | 17

#4659693 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:54

GVirdi | 11

#4659872 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:41

The cashier could have also been a guy I wonder how awkward that would have been

Mahtari | 19

#4659958 - Saturday 7 July 2012 01:11

You should write more novels and make millions.

ElGrandeNacho | 3

#4675198 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 06:54

Just cause you wrote a paragraphs worth, you get a like and a smiley

By HonestTruth | 5

#4659715 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:58

At least your mum wasn't with you.

GVirdi | 11

#4659864 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:39

You don't know that :3

HonestTruth | 5

#4660914 - Saturday 7 July 2012 06:42

She would probably put that in the FML to add to the awkwardness.

fazzems | 21

#4664033 - Sunday 8 July 2012 11:52

Why would anyone be buying condoms with their mother...............

Shayners5565 | 3

#4665823 - Monday 9 July 2012 12:54

Atleast it wasn't your mom at the cash register.

By Ecstasyyy | 3

#4659727 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:59

You obviously care for the cashier, you don't want them to get pregnant and die ;)

Senseless_487 | 29

#4659879 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:42

Wait, pregnancy causes death? Talk about mind blowing!

zachherbert | 10

#4659951 - Saturday 7 July 2012 01:09

All pregancies cause death. It just takes a very long time for the symptoms to show..

gracehi | 31

#4660131 - Saturday 7 July 2012 02:45

And air is poisonous...it just takes 80 years to kill us. :)

botdflove | 4

#4660397 - Saturday 7 July 2012 04:29

If we lived 80 years breathing poisonous air... Wouldn't we get to a state wherein won't effect us? Plus a lot of ppl live PAST 80

igive | 28

#4660806 - Saturday 7 July 2012 06:18

^ party pooper

MC_Fatigue | 0

#4663174 - Sunday 8 July 2012 06:20

Ur pretty

nado13579 | 12

#4664137 - Sunday 8 July 2012 12:35

Way to kill the joke, 45.

By Listerinekiss_fml | 7

#4659732 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:00

There's nothing wrong with paying people in sex op people do it all the time to get what they want why not try it at the grocery store produce is expensive as hell

Rhysviri | 10

#4661367 - Saturday 7 July 2012 09:02

"There's nothing wrong with paying people in sex, OP. People do it all the time. Why not try it at the grocery store; produce is expensive as hell!" Try some punctuation, it's great!

tpike1296 | 11

#4858048 - Saturday 25 August 2012 05:28

Punctuation is my favorite drug.

By Dnigz13 | 4

#4659737 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:04

I don't ever remember any condoms feeling like a 20dollar bill

TuLegit | 4

#4660594 - Saturday 7 July 2012 05:16

Dnigz13 I think you are my new best mate!(yes I was stalking your profile)

Jiinxx | 8

#4660782 - Saturday 7 July 2012 06:06

7 - you look like someone I NEVER want to piss off.

Dnigz13 | 4

#4661713 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:17

Tulegit: hahaha right on I dont mind lol Jinxx: hahaha

By dixiefoxx | 22

#4659743 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:05

I wonder what the cashiers reaction was..

KM96 | 24

#4659792 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:20

Probably shocked as hell ... Just a wild guess

SkoomaKi | 24

#4659804 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:22

Or he/she winked and said "I'll see you in the back". OP is definitely leaving vital information out. I think that's it ^

By Wheredidgrungego | 12

#4659749 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:06

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

rockerlove2013 | 6

#4660481 - Saturday 7 July 2012 04:44

That was a rough comment

SenselessPattern | 12

#4662666 - Sunday 8 July 2012 03:00

A moment of silence for one of the few funny and original jokes made on FML. May it rest in peace. U_U

allidspy911 | 1

#4663488 - Sunday 8 July 2012 07:57

It was seriously funny!

allidspy911 | 1

#4663498 - Sunday 8 July 2012 07:59

I just laughed my butt off :)

RulerFourEntity | 1

#4682097 - Friday 13 July 2012 03:47

best comment on FML ever

By bitch_pleez | 10

#4659750 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:07

Just picturing the conversation with this.. Cashier "I'm sorry, what is this for?" OP "oh umm, always use protection?" Cashier "oooookkkkkkk...." OP "crap. Bye!!"