81- it's actually not safe to keep a condom in a wallet. The friction caused from opening and closing the wallet as well as body heat (from inside a pocket) can cause the condom to deteriorate therefore cause small holes, thus defeating the purpose of using a condom in the first place.
There's nothing wrong with paying people in sex op people do it all the time to get what they want why not try it at the grocery store produce is expensive as hell
Just picturing the conversation with this..
Cashier "I'm sorry, what is this for?"
OP "oh umm, always use protection?"
Cashier "oooookkkkkkk...."
OP "crap. Bye!!"
It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend.
The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone.
The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo.
Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.