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By totallyembarassed / Saturday 7 July 2012 04:08 / United States - Charlotte
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By  TheFamilyElf  |  17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways:

It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend.

The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone.

The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo.

Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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  naughtia  |  14

81- it's actually not safe to keep a condom in a wallet. The friction caused from opening and closing the wallet as well as body heat (from inside a pocket) can cause the condom to deteriorate therefore cause small holes, thus defeating the purpose of using a condom in the first place.

By  TheFamilyElf  |  17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways:

It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend.

The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone.

The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo.

Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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  Rhysviri  |  10

"There's nothing wrong with paying people in sex, OP. People do it all the time. Why not try it at the grocery store; produce is expensive as hell!"

Try some punctuation, it's great!

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