Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lolmigosh 15
How would the cashier know?
challan 19
Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (176)
Micayla 12
She was probably just messing with ya, don't take it to heart!
Inked0803 12
How would they know?
melisa_hope 9
You should have pulled it out and asked what size the cashier thought you needed! Though you would have also probably gotten arrested!
Jacksparrow72 21
Anaconda!
Ayanpatel95 7
Lol I wouldn't been like "god, ur mom can't even keep a secret" lmao haha
vettle 6
I don't even understand why a cashier would comment on this!!? Some things can be commented on... Not condoms, tampons and the like. Kinda sounds like a jealous male cashier saying this.
ViviMage 39
Very few men need an XL and the wrong size can lead to condom failure and higher pregnancy risks.
Marblecakelolz 11
That would suck if it was his ex.
xmaximusx 12
Slap it on the counter
zeropsych 9
Hmmmm, I believe the cashier, she.....or he, may have been flirting with OP.....it's possible.
Ins0mau 20
Since when is saying "your penis is smaller than you think", a good flirting tactic?
frethelt 3
she could have been trying to get him to offer to prove his size to her, some people use unconvenstional methods to do thing