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Wow. What a manwhore!
Well he's a keeper:')!
11 why should crymorefmls feel privileged? I'm assuming you directed that towards him because you replied to his comment.
guess what OP, you're in two different places at once and you don't even know
wowww, bummer
#36 win
haha 31 is a retard
haha 136
I see the same way as 136
Well it's simple really 31. Most of the replies on the first comment have nothing to do with the actual comment. It usually ends up being a random thread. If it makes you feel any better you can go back and imagine I up in an OP in my original reply, cause I'm not typing it again. Why you ask? Well it's because you are what we in the business like to refer to as a **** sucker.
^cause they suck
meanwhile habs clinched a position
pretty amazing until you go special victims unit on her ass
Vancouver lost too... To the OILERS. I am dissapoint. :
yea, can't believe they lost to the last place team. they might finally win their first cup this year :)
194- Dude... Welcome to the FML comments sections, where double posting is actually redundant, unlike in your glitches FaceBook chats...
yeah we all aren't bad
Holy crap. So many dislikes
"So I guess that's no on the threesome, how do you feel about toys?"
#255: "do you include midgets when you refuse threesome? cuz I mean it would only be a twoandahalfsome!"
I don't get why people put YDI though. I mean how is that her fault if her boyfriend is a *****?
I go on FML on my phone and sometimes I click YDI when I don't mean to, but only a small percentage can be from that. I don't understand how it can be her fault either
threesome ?
That's what I would do...
Go home, Sally.
I was thinking the same thing
if ur a dude, don't let her pick the other dude. she will pick up a dude who's shlong is as big as ur leg. she will **** him so hard that u say" I'm just gonna go play some xbox" I learned from experience
that deserves it's own fml. but it did make me giggle whole-heartedly.
Aw snap D:
snap crackle pop rice krispies =D
cute icon(;
his name is mr buttons
Well, Mr. Buttons is cute! ^_^ I'm more of a cat guy, but he's just adorable!!
^ lol me 2
awwww no I like the turtle icon :} it's SO cute!
Maybe the Mother was trying to help the girlfriend by telling her that her son is a player.
Get the mother involved!! Here's an opportunity for a foursome AND some wincest :D
ummmmmmmmmm kind disgusting a dude and his mom. how ****** up is u?
#177 ummmmmmmm how old is u
kinky :))
117- No one said his mom doesn't have a penis either..
does it matter? and when I said " how ****** up is u?" I did mean r u but is u sounded mor appropriate to the site/app
#13- ur messed up ya freakozoid...
His other girlfriend.
Friend with benefits?
atta boy :)
This is either a bad Dr. Who episode or a great porno episode. Is the other girl your twin?
Or maybe it's just a guy.
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Wow. What a manwhore!
Who did she think YOU were then?