Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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Top comments
lolmigosh 15
How would the cashier know?
challan 19
Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.
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Comments (176)
BlitzPKF 10
They sell condoms at Walmart?
capslockisgood 19
Your picture complements your comment so well.
simoncat 11
Should've said you're hung like Jon Hamm.
garrett1999o3 16
WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK THE CASHIER IS A WOMAN?
5n000w 4
Have you ever seen a male cashier at Wal-Mart?
CharresBarkrey 15
Because guys generally aren't interested in other guys' penis sizes? And they usually don't make comments to other guys about condom purchases.
eur0 14
Because i don't think most men would ask a man if he needs a smaller condom size .. sounds like something a women would say
eur0 14
lol 48 beat me to it
garrett1999o3 16
#43 Touche....
Spring13 12
maybe the cashier was gay guy?
EpicSquishii 21
Who cares? If she spends her days speculating on how big peoples dicks are when she's behind the register, shes just a lonely, horny bitch. Just take your shit and leave her to her bored and lonely existence. You'll be getting laid and she will still be working at Walmart.
SWC_Penguin 17
Isn't it possible to stretch a regular condom around a watermelon? Isn't that enough? I think the XL ones are just a joke product made so that cashiers can make comments like this.
CharresBarkrey 15
Ever seen that video of the guys holding a condom out of the window of a moving van? Hard to imagine that could be too small for anyone.
monnanon 13
apparently they actually arent any larger but are there as an ego boost.
yoursucklives 36
if it was a male cashier, i assume he's the one who needs smaller condoms.
McNikk 15
Where you not wearing pants when you bought them? How did he know what size you needed?
Misskreher 30
That's a bit rude. If I were a cashier I would mind my own damn business.
FML_14u2c 14
Go back and ask the cashier to prove they are right. Better yet, report their unwelcome comment to the manager and get them written up for harassment.
joethebiden 8
You might want to complain to the manager. Unless of course you'd feel guilty if the cashier was then thrown in the Wal-Mart Firepit. I'm pretty sure they recently installed those at a few select locations accross the Midwest.