Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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lolmigosh 15
How would the cashier know?
challan 19
Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.
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Comments (176)
Megan639 16
Maybe don't buy the largest size they have next time...
Faye2210 9
You should complain to the manager and get him or her fired.
raphael1123 13
FACT: Magum condoms are the same size as regular. It's just marketing strategy
Radar_one_fml 4
Where I live, only magnum and large have de same size (yep, telemarketing). When it's a hard fight to put a condom on someone, you need to buy bigger.
Radar_one_fml 4
One day, I was with my boyfriend to buy 2 condoms boxes (1 regular and 1 with flavors for fun) at a drugstore. The old frustrated woman cashier looked down on me with disgust. Same kind of people who say after no one protect themself these days...Stop to discourage people to buy condoms -.-
Radar_one_fml 4
Always better for a single girl to have 3 size of condoms (small, regular, large). Maybe you'll look **** if you buy them in the same time, but you'll never have one of this surprize: 1-The guy did'nt know his right size 2-The guy have any. 3-The guy have a small size, regular it's too big. 4-Regular Its to small, fight with the f** condoms kill the moment. 5-Own condoms always more safe. 6-You can say: SHUT THE F** UP, I have ALL sizes, you will put a condom. BTW-Never judge a man by his size, you'll only know what it needs...in his pants.
ebrainer1 9
Maybe I'm just naive to people being malicious, but did it occur to you that they just know that xl condoms are for a statistically small group of people, a group so small that the average person can be said to "definitely" need a smaller size?
chuka81 27
You can ask her to help you test the smaller size to see if it fits.
blueknight1st 26
XL condoms are only about half an inch longer than regular condoms and they are the same diameter. Basically there is no such thing as XL condoms as they are all practically the same size.
Omniprism 14
How would she ******* know. What a bitch. Tell her wouldn't she like to be with it and walk away.
frethelt 3
why does everyone say that thier is no difference in condom sizes? it shure seems like it.. if i use a normal sized condom alot of times it breaks and it is so uncomfertable its painful and completly ruines sex, if i use an xl its alittle better they dont break and it isnt as painful but still takes away from the experiance, so i use magnum xxl... so inless this is all my imagination thiers definatly a difference... and you know how hard it is to find xxl condoms? ive had to go a whole month without sex waiting for wal-mart to get a shipment... and every week i had to ask them about it... and im shy so that wasent a very fun thing to do
kelseeinez 10
they're just mad that they are woking at Walmart lmao