Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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lolmigosh 15
How would the cashier know?
challan 19
Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.
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Comments (176)
BigDaddy910 4
You should have asked her if she wanted find out.
DubstepCrazyXD 11
Why are people clicking YDI on this FML? For all you guys know he could be that big.
notjanedoe 27
Were you running around without trousers again? I told you you would regret that one day.
Supahnova 14
Hmm... you should have retorted with, "it's a nine month experiment." Some people, especially those in retail, should just avoid saying things like that. It's none of his or her business.
lonewolf621 17
Tell him, cool story bro.
Llama_Face89 33
Is it possible they know from experience?
upallnight11 19
And how would she know this exactly? Does she have a special power that makes it possible for her to see through peoples clothes?
Headcrab 29
If you are indeed packing XL just whip it out there and then.
cloud1138 10
Had something like this happen to me only when the female cashier saw what I was buying and what size she blushed deep deep red
ninaskyez 12
Wow thats fkd up! You shoulda been lk, psssh give me a test ride && you wont be saying that!:) lol im ferkin dum
EpicSquishii 21
Plz lern 2 spll
shitsville 13
Ah, I see that you speak Dumbarse fluently. Can you please be my translator on the internet?