Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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lolmigosh 15
How would the cashier know?
challan 19
Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.
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Comments (176)
bgdkmcgee 10
Next time just whip that badboy out!
bgdkmcgee 10
Btw, there IS a difference! The regulars fit my thumb and the magnums are a bit snug but, they don't break as easily.
iamthunder 4
Must suck to have your mom work as a cashier
Bloodjoker 11
"Ahh I think your gonna need a different job"
Silentcrafter11 13
I've noticed that there are a lot of cashiers with a disease of character. And where I come from, they don't sell condoms at Wal-Mart. That's why Baton Rouge is #1 for HIV infections.
ADASCOW 5
LOL! Well I bet she's totally right... If she wasn't why would this bother you so much? If you truly have a huge dick that you're proud of, why would a comment get to you so much. Unless she's your girlfriend... in which case she's right and auch!
MzJnicc 10
if it was a man...he was jealous. if it was a woman...she "tryna find out" Lhh!
s_rika 16
During sex ed. back in high school, the teacher pulled out a condom and blew it up like a balloon, saying that there was no reason for anyone to buy XL condoms. It was easily bigger than her head, and a normal condom. Add to that everyone saying that it's just really different packaging for an ego boost...
JackFaire 27
I always think it's funny when people think body size has jack to do with dick size. I knew a guy scrawny 5'4 and he had a bigger dick than the rest of us.
Zoidly 1
Should've said, "Why do they run small?" Or the like.
MrCommunism 19
YDI for buying condoms at a Walmart, and in person.