FML : Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking...

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gorillalove / Saturday 11 September 2010 19:25 / United States

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By djaeb2001 | 3

#1389251 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:26

u must be hot!!!!!

By cookiesofchaos | 0

#1389257 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:27

pics or... nevermind.

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By djaeb2001 | 3

#1389251 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:26

u must be hot!!!!!

SunshineBoy21 | 0

#1389388 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:43

lol - so hot that the OP makes Gorillas spank their Monkeys!

ortega_fml | 0

#1389428 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:48

ydi for being a sl*t.

boopityboppity | 10

#1389541 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:00

No need to be so saucy, Ortega.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1389577 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:04

that was unecessary, Jessica alba ^

pcakewafflebacon | 0

#1389602 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:07

I didn't know they could do that

WiseGuy79 | 14

#1389613 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:09

Lol 20 wins the comment of the day award hands down

KingDingALing | 9

#1390362 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:37

Hahahahahahaha this is a funny ass fml!

pinkpillowz | 0

#1390374 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:38

monkeys are SCARY!

eyedefineme | 0

#1390403 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:42

or maybe Op looks like a female gorilla.

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1390444 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:47

Bad gorilla. You need to spank that monkey.

Stupified | 0

#1390561 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:09

Lol^

BallinJ | 0

#1390613 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:19

did it give u a cum shower?

xsam4296x | 0

#1390643 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:27

HAHAHAHA! You should take it as a compliment!

imonaboat79 | 2

#1390999 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:38

lol @ 20

Kartor | 6

#1391013 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:43

Haha...effin hilarious.

bigbadtim | 7

#1391054 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:52

FYI Monkeys and gorillas are two different species of animal, and are not related to each other.

pancake_mixx | 9

#1391089 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:58

I love how it doesn't show OPs gender... so imagine if it was a guy. Gay Gorilla [;

boopityboppity | 10

#1391137 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:13

The same way that slightly more intelligent animals, called "humans," do, 165.

tenaka_fml | 0

#1391157 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:18

165 - Seriously? Do you need a diagram?

bmexoxo98 | 0

#1391175 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:25

finish it off!! get itself some monkey tonite bitchh!aha

omfgrofl1337 | 0

#1391205 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:31

btw also #117, stop using a girl youve never met befores pics

omfgrofl1337 | 0

#1391215 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:33

haah its ironic cuz im using a google pic too but im not impersonating, its for laughs. but yea 117 dont use izzis pics, faking is dumb. ive talked to her before and faking is pretty much her biggest pet peeve

omfgrofl1337 | 0

#1391222 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:35

gay, the numbers changed. all 117s above are now 172

tweetbaby14 | 17

#1391280 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:50

you're lying, gorillas have small penises and aren't promiscuous like chimps. also animals would do this period unless it was a person in a costume.

tweetbaby14 | 17

#1391286 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:52

*wouldn't sorry about the typo

INSAN3_Y1T3QBAN | 0

#1391298 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:55

same way any one else would

crimsongetsu | 0

#1391337 - Sunday 12 September 2010 06:10

take it as a complement.. if u were a gorilla, u wuld be a hot one

Melaniee_fml | 0

#1391409 - Sunday 12 September 2010 06:39

actually animals have sex instinctively for reproduction, they do not do it for pleasure. (although I guess that would be a nice bonus). and I can't really see this being true.

tweetbaby14 | 17

#1391565 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:34

not all animals 198 just most, and gorillas happen to be in the most group.

Mehness | 0

#1391584 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:38

It's either monkies, gorillas, or both that also can do it for pleasure. They're smart enough or close enough to us I guess.

kbtpwns | 0

#1391615 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:44

What the fucking fuck

Nolwen_fml | 0

#1391668 - Sunday 12 September 2010 08:05

Lawl. That was a great FML.

missjay23 | 0

#1391874 - Sunday 12 September 2010 09:18

gorilla thought you were a sexy beast

rockhound | 0

#1392865 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:43

you should have shit in your hand and thrown it at him.

schnitzel5 | 0

#1393459 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:17

haahahahahhhahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahhahahaahahahahhhaaahhahahaaahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahaha

mps1969 | 7

#1393575 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:31

Hmmm so the monkey was spanking his monkey ?

MJs_lover4evr | 0

#1393840 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:24

lmaooo @162 .. win ^^

chark16 | 0

#1394332 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:16

That's not entirely true. Bonobos for example engage in sexual behavior for pleasure much the same way humans do. Additionally, zoologists have been known to teach various primates in captivity how to masturbate so they can then collect the sperm and use it for artificial insemination.

HomeAl0ne | 20

#1395024 - Sunday 12 September 2010 11:26

Exactly the same way as humans.

Panthersfan2834 | 3

#1395269 - Monday 13 September 2010 12:24

fyl but take it as a complimant!

PanteraRules | 0

#1395615 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:50

Maybe OP looks like she should play in the WNBA, or he looks like Shaq

ZeroMachine | 3

#1401677 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 02:52

Explain dogs humping legs then. Or that masturbating turtle that I saw on youtube. How the hell do we know animals don't have sex for pleasure? Are scientists handing out questionnaires or something? Of course they do it to procreate, but who's to say they don't just do it because it feels good? They just might not be as frequently horny as primates. I have to assume most quadrupeds don't masturbate because they lack the opposeable digits.

LawlCakes99 | 0

#1402463 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 06:23

I call shananagins

rawr_forever | 0

#1406766 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 06:18

284, Dogs usually hump legs to show dominance. Concerning the turtle, I wouldn't have any idea, I haven't seen the video.

aeroliontvw | 4

#1422503 - Saturday 18 September 2010 01:15

dolphins, though they can't masturbate, will have sex for pleasure. several animals do, including primates. learned that on discovery I think?

angrynegro7 | 16

#1449929 - Friday 24 September 2010 02:41

Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko!

BabesYourAStar | 0

#1745994 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 08:28

82# win.

ceddyz17 | 7

#2316982 - Saturday 9 April 2011 02:20

#20 is a win

Alitsia88 | 4

#2497245 - Thursday 12 May 2011 06:54

yeah good use of puns...

trixfits | 0

#2969831 - Monday 25 July 2011 06:49

dumbass it's a fucking gorilla

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3250944 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 07:43

Yes dolphins do have sex for pleasure and for reproduction

lady_lipz | 7

#6238794 - Saturday 21 March 2015 06:12

I see what you did there... lol

DoomSkuller | 28

#6434133 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 05:25

#198 Some apes do do it for pleasure, and so do dolphins

By hedgerow | 0

#1389253 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:26

he thinks you're hot

boopityboppity | 10

#1390889 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:20

Thank you kindly for explaining for us. We were confused.

hawkmcge3 | 0

#1391312 - Sunday 12 September 2010 06:05

^lol sarcasm ftw

why_did_i_say_so | 0

#1398681 - Monday 13 September 2010 04:23

haha i just love when people likes monkeys

By frogydays | 0

#1389255 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:26

funniest thing ever!

Shell02 | 0

#1395594 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:46

lmao

Shell02 | 0

#1395597 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:46

lmao

By cookiesofchaos | 0

#1389257 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:27

pics or... nevermind.

LetsRollOut | 2

#1389274 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:29

Win!

humzizzl3 | 0

#1389595 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:06

I agree with youu

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1390780 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:58

I dont

cowycal | 4

#1391271 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:49

^Well then, kind sir, I suggest you do as the gorilla and go fuck yourself.

jaybird9 | 0

#1394017 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:54

ewwww .

By curlgirl1311 | 0

#1389278 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:29

haha this reminds me if Tarzan!

teentee401 | 36

#6104400 - Thursday 30 October 2014 03:54

How?!

lady_lipz | 7

#6238797 - Saturday 21 March 2015 06:14

right?! Tarzan was a Disney movie, and included nothing similar to this... smh

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6437893 - Saturday 17 October 2015 11:35

What kind of fucked up Tarzan did you watch as a kid

By lilikawaii | 6

#1389285 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:31

Why not take it as a compliment? ;) heehee Gorilla thinks you're sexy! ^__^

WolfsGuns | 0

#1391041 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:49

so many ppl from vegas :D its awesome

gggfrt | 0

#1391325 - Sunday 12 September 2010 06:08

look at that again. a GORILLA thinks OP is sexy. a GORILLA.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#1394955 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:52

Haven't you watched King Kong? Gorillas don't have bad taste.

By EmoOrange | 0

#1389291 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:31

Did you return the favor?

nascar1477 | 0

#1389375 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:41

prolly... lmao

ken328 | 0

#1389619 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:09

WIN

By PWNjaban | 0

#1389308 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:33

Haha, a horse did that to my friend once. She walked up to the pen the horse was in and its penis extended out of its little pouch thing.

xlozzax | 0

#1389456 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:51

^^ epic win!!

TwoStrikeBadAss | 0

#1390649 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:27

96 Youre a party pooper

rawr_and_stuff_s | 0

#1391536 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:21

that means it's gonna pee smart one

PWNjaban | 0

#1394574 - Sunday 12 September 2010 08:42

@96 why don't you give us all the technical terms? :p @207 I'm pretty sure it didn't need to pee afterward.

RythmDancer | 1

#3736616 - Friday 16 December 2011 12:41

Ur stupid horses mostly dangle for no reason. It's like when guys like to chill in their boxers

By iskusmarines | 0

#1389313 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:33

make him a sammich and give him a blowjob

By Nefertatah | 0

#1389315 - Sunday 12 September 2010 01:34

Typical male behavior *eyeroll*

boopityboppity | 10

#1390432 - Sunday 12 September 2010 02:44

Yeah, it always annoys me when most guys just see a girl, pull down their pants, and start jacking off. It really clogs the hallways.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1390568 - Sunday 12 September 2010 03:10

And they never have enough wet floor signs, either.

hamshama | 0

#1390856 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:16

bwahaha 100 FTW!!!! XD

gibby1235 | 6

#1390937 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:28

wow

boopityboppity | 10

#1391037 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:48

Worse yet, JaneDoe, is when guys happen to glance out their windows while driving. "Bridge may be slippery" signs are in almost as short supply.

SunglassGirl22 | 0

#1391110 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:04

lmao #112 :P

Helldemon | 32

#1391128 - Sunday 12 September 2010 05:10

lmao, 100 and 112 ftw

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1391796 - Sunday 12 September 2010 09:08

Aah, and suddenly the high incidence of summertime bridge crashes is explained. Here I thought there was a weird black ice phenomenon in the local riverbank microclimate.