By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 197
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u must be hot!!!!!

pics or... nevermind.

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u must be hot!!!!!

lol - so hot that the OP makes Gorillas spank their Monkeys!

ydi for being a sl*t.

No need to be so saucy, Ortega.

that was unecessary, Jessica alba ^

I didn't know they could do that

Lol 20 wins the comment of the day award hands down

Hahahahahahaha this is a funny ass fml!

monkeys are SCARY!

or maybe Op looks like a female gorilla.

Bad gorilla. You need to spank that monkey.

did it give u a cum shower?

HAHAHAHA! You should take it as a compliment!

Haha...effin hilarious.

FYI Monkeys and gorillas are two different species of animal, and are not related to each other.

I love how it doesn't show OPs gender... so imagine if it was a guy. Gay Gorilla [;

The same way that slightly more intelligent animals, called "humans," do, 165.

165 - Seriously? Do you need a diagram?

finish it off!! get itself some monkey tonite bitchh!aha

btw also #117, stop using a girl youve never met befores pics

haah its ironic cuz im using a google pic too but im not impersonating, its for laughs. but yea 117 dont use izzis pics, faking is dumb. ive talked to her before and faking is pretty much her biggest pet peeve

gay, the numbers changed. all 117s above are now 172

tweetbaby14 18

you're lying, gorillas have small penises and aren't promiscuous like chimps. also animals would do this period unless it was a person in a costume.

tweetbaby14 18

*wouldn't sorry about the typo

same way any one else would

take it as a complement.. if u were a gorilla, u wuld be a hot one

actually animals have sex instinctively for reproduction, they do not do it for pleasure. (although I guess that would be a nice bonus). and I can't really see this being true.

tweetbaby14 18

not all animals 198 just most, and gorillas happen to be in the most group.

It's either monkies, gorillas, or both that also can do it for pleasure. They're smart enough or close enough to us I guess.

What the fucking fuck

Lawl. That was a great FML.

gorilla thought you were a sexy beast

you should have shit in your hand and thrown it at him.

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Hmmm so the monkey was spanking his monkey ?

lmaooo @162 .. win ^^

That's not entirely true. Bonobos for example engage in sexual behavior for pleasure much the same way humans do. Additionally, zoologists have been known to teach various primates in captivity how to masturbate so they can then collect the sperm and use it for artificial insemination.

Exactly the same way as humans.

fyl but take it as a complimant!

Maybe OP looks like she should play in the WNBA, or he looks like Shaq

Explain dogs humping legs then. Or that masturbating turtle that I saw on youtube. How the hell do we know animals don't have sex for pleasure? Are scientists handing out questionnaires or something? Of course they do it to procreate, but who's to say they don't just do it because it feels good? They just might not be as frequently horny as primates. I have to assume most quadrupeds don't masturbate because they lack the opposeable digits.

I call shananagins

284, Dogs usually hump legs to show dominance. Concerning the turtle, I wouldn't have any idea, I haven't seen the video.

dolphins, though they can't masturbate, will have sex for pleasure. several animals do, including primates. learned that on discovery I think?

Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko!

yeah good use of puns...

dumbass it's a fucking gorilla

Yes dolphins do have sex for pleasure and for reproduction

I see what you did there... lol

#198 Some apes do do it for pleasure, and so do dolphins

he thinks you're hot

Thank you kindly for explaining for us. We were confused.

^lol sarcasm ftw

haha i just love when people likes monkeys

pics or... nevermind.

I agree with youu

^Well then, kind sir, I suggest you do as the gorilla and go fuck yourself.

haha this reminds me if Tarzan!

right?! Tarzan was a Disney movie, and included nothing similar to this... smh

What kind of fucked up Tarzan did you watch as a kid

Why not take it as a compliment? ;) heehee Gorilla thinks you're sexy! ^__^

so many ppl from vegas :D its awesome

look at that again. a GORILLA thinks OP is sexy. a GORILLA.

Haven't you watched King Kong? Gorillas don't have bad taste.

Did you return the favor?

Haha, a horse did that to my friend once. She walked up to the pen the horse was in and its penis extended out of its little pouch thing.

^^ epic win!!

96 Youre a party pooper

that means it's gonna pee smart one

@96 why don't you give us all the technical terms? :p @207 I'm pretty sure it didn't need to pee afterward.

Ur stupid horses mostly dangle for no reason. It's like when guys like to chill in their boxers

make him a sammich and give him a blowjob

Typical male behavior *eyeroll*

Yeah, it always annoys me when most guys just see a girl, pull down their pants, and start jacking off. It really clogs the hallways.

And they never have enough wet floor signs, either.

bwahaha 100 FTW!!!! XD

Worse yet, JaneDoe, is when guys happen to glance out their windows while driving. "Bridge may be slippery" signs are in almost as short supply.

lmao, 100 and 112 ftw

Aah, and suddenly the high incidence of summertime bridge crashes is explained. Here I thought there was a weird black ice phenomenon in the local riverbank microclimate.