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haah its ironic cuz im using a google pic too but im not impersonating, its for laughs. but yea 117 dont use izzis pics, faking is dumb. ive talked to her before and faking is pretty much her biggest pet peeve

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you're lying, gorillas have small penises and aren't promiscuous like chimps. also animals would do this period unless it was a person in a costume.

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actually animals have sex instinctively for reproduction, they do not do it for pleasure. (although I guess that would be a nice bonus). and I can't really see this being true.

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It's either monkies, gorillas, or both that also can do it for pleasure. They're smart enough or close enough to us I guess.

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That's not entirely true. Bonobos for example engage in sexual behavior for pleasure much the same way humans do. Additionally, zoologists have been known to teach various primates in captivity how to masturbate so they can then collect the sperm and use it for artificial insemination.

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Explain dogs humping legs then. Or that masturbating turtle that I saw on youtube. How the hell do we know animals don't have sex for pleasure? Are scientists handing out questionnaires or something? Of course they do it to procreate, but who's to say they don't just do it because it feels good? They just might not be as frequently horny as primates. I have to assume most quadrupeds don't masturbate because they lack the opposeable digits.

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284, Dogs usually hump legs to show dominance. Concerning the turtle, I wouldn't have any idea, I haven't seen the video.

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dolphins, though they can't masturbate, will have sex for pleasure. several animals do, including primates. learned that on discovery I think?

Haha, a horse did that to my friend once. She walked up to the pen the horse was in and its penis extended out of its little pouch thing.

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@96 why don't you give us all the technical terms? :p @207 I'm pretty sure it didn't need to pee afterward.

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Yeah, it always annoys me when most guys just see a girl, pull down their pants, and start jacking off. It really clogs the hallways.

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Worse yet, JaneDoe, is when guys happen to glance out their windows while driving. "Bridge may be slippery" signs are in almost as short supply.

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Aah, and suddenly the high incidence of summertime bridge crashes is explained. Here I thought there was a weird black ice phenomenon in the local riverbank microclimate.

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