confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
azouwa
Everybody wants to be a cat
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Wow
Sanford, United States
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Sorry...
Welcome back!
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
Joh
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
You got a new pet.
Welshite 40
Squirt him with water for bad behavior.
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Comments (167)
xmlguy 14
That's furry disturbing
Grauncho 27
For the love of ****, please no more cat puns.
Ray_of_midnight 23
What's the matter? they rub you the wrong way?
davek 36
He's probably not getting any pussy for a while.
GuinnessGirrrl 8
You should dress up as a German Shepherd & chase that pussy around the house
Odyy_fml 7
Dress as a bird and let him eat you . . . out ;D
Redoxx_fml 22
He sounds barking mad
Jacksparrow72 21
Dafuq.
KM96 24
That's extremely surprising!! :0 Wow, I don't even know what to say :P
CreepInTheCorner 11
He must be purrfect
awkward_gothlady 32
That's quite the cat bowl if it comes dressed in a cat costume.