Are you experienced?
By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton
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Show it anywayIf anyone tries to give me a lobotomy, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!
Well someone clearly removed yours..At least the common sense part of it anyway.
Where are your sarcasm nodes?
Destroying your eyes and ears would only trap you in a lonely world where you are left with nothing BUT your imagination... The only way to get over it is to move on.
Sucking dicks must've run in the family
At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.
I say you deserve a cool supporting dad like that
Yeah, so much this. I turned out bisexual. I'm glad I waited until later in life to discover this, because if my dad had found out, he would have beaten the shit out of me, disowned me, and kicked me out of the house.
I guess homosexuality IS hereditary
#152, at least try to prove your point. otherwise don't bring it up.
Therapy is pretty bad. They might try and "fix" you.
Thank you, 2, for pointing that out. Most parents get irrational and say/do things that can make the curious person feel awful. OP's dad is incredibly supportive. He probably told his stories to OP so OP wouldn't feel alone or misunderstood.
^seriously, because think about it. it'd be wayyy worse if your dad (or both your parents) were homophobes.
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Show it anywayIt wasn't meant as harmful or helpful. I wasn't insinuating he needs to "learn" (gay isn't something you learn). If you knew the reference then you wouldn't say it has nothing to do with the comment. It's the exact same situation, he found out his dad oral pleasured another man. The "original" comments have become nothing more than bad puns. I wasn't trying to be original, if I could then I would be a writer and not posting on FML. I apologize for the comment coming off wrong, don't want this becoming a discussion.
I thought the comment was original as not many people quote comedians. Also, it pertained to the FML so it wasn't random or "a wasted comment". And it made me laugh which is why I come to this site, not to read about commenters trying to play therapist with random people's problems. So even as a small part of the FML community, don't speak for me cause I like the comment.
HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!
Yes! Kevin hart!
Fishinaddict, I want you to know that I legit created an acct just to be able to say that I thiught it was funny as heck to use the Kevin hart reference. It has everything to do with the fml because Kevin jokes about his uncle sucking dick for money and then his dad comes in sayin alright alight alrightttt. Don't listen to these haters, your joke was accurate and funny
You obviously have no idea about what the FML community dislikes seeing as it's thumbed up and yours is thumbed down. Get a ******* sense of humor.
So what about that airplane food?
Epic quote!
A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!
Yes, he could have been terrified of gay people and been a dick. Homophobic does not mean unaccepting
Hehe homophobic dick... Get it? It's not really a pun, but it made me giggle.
There are tons of kids out there who wish they had your dad!
I'm not one of them.
Umm he said "kids". Unless you consider yourself a 29 year old kid.
I wish I could like this 1000 times
108: I dunno about you, but my parents are virgins and I was delivered by a stork.
Wow that's a bit odd...
Or bisexual? Or I dunno, just experimenting a lot more people than you'd like to think do?
7 - My brother's gay and he's experimented with women before....does that make him straight by that logic? ;p
Sometimes it takes people years to figure out who they are. Some even go through stages of denial.
Draco I'd say it makes him bi ;)
Or perhaps trying to fit into social norms before he discovered his sexuality.
Oh look, 7 edited his comment. Ignorant idiots or ignorant idiots who don't even have the balls to stand by their beliefs... I'm not sure which is worse.
65: Fun fact: Sexual orientations are made up* (*socially constructed). People aren't really "straight" or "gay" or "bi", we just categorize them that way based on what they seem to like to do. This is the reason why some people seem so hard to categorize--the categories are actually bullshit.
Oh and here I thought we were all *born* with our labels. Facepalm! /sarcasm
categories/ labels aren't complete bullshit. they're only really bullshit when they're 1. misused 2. given to a person by a different person 3. used as an insult, or 4. used to section off certain groups for discrimination. But they can help people find groups of other people with common thoughts, interest, problems and concerns, to help deal with together and let people know they're not alone.
Your dad was probably trying to let you know he was ok with it all. Be grateful you have such an open minded father.
I agree. And it can't be easy for a dad to come pick up his son found 'experimenting' by someone else's parents
That visual, among other things, must have been tough to swallow....
I see what you did there.
This is how I see it -Dad receiving call: alright I'm cumming Thinking to himself- ok how do I say this without being a dick about it it would really suck if he started growing away from me, maybe ill sympathize say I've done the same
Either way he seems pretty cool and accepts you! Not many parents are accepting right away.
It could have been worse. Your dad could've shown you pictures of those experimenting days... Smh
why would he have pictures? and please don't say "omg it was just a joke" because it was a godawful joke
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At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.
A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!