Love, Kids and Parenting: Red pill dingus

Red pill dingus

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 21:00

Today, my son is refusing to find a girlfriend because, as he puts it, “Them woke bitches just want my money.” He lives alone, has a good job and lots of friends, but he never asks anyone out, and when women ask him out, he practically hisses at them like a feral cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 198

You deserved it 579

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Settled

By Anonymous - 22/07/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son is still single in his forties, so I asked him about it. Turns out, because he has his buddies and doesn’t want kids, he hires a house cleaning service twice a month and prostitutes twice a week, so he can’t think of any scenario in which a wife could improve his life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 622

I blame the parents

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 05:00

Today, my son decided he is done with women and is never getting married. I couldn’t even argue with him that modern women aren’t worth marrying because his sister just yesterday dumped her boyfriend because he refused to pay to get her car out of impound for her unpaid parking tickets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 238

Sounds like he's got it all figured out

By Anonymous - 10/04/2022 16:00

Today, my son apparently has no interest in having a life. He goes from his tiny one-bed flat to work, then back home again to play with his computer. It’s a good job, so he can afford a life, but he has no friends, never dates or goes anywhere, he even gets his shopping delivered. What can I do? FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 1 052

Family matters

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 06:00

Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 686

You deserved it 243

Manchild

By IFailedasaparent - 24/01/2022 22:59

Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 165

You deserved it 575

Fortress of solitude

By Anonymous - 29/08/2022 18:00

Today, my son hates people so much he's working three jobs to be able move out and pay for his own place. He got the keys today and when I asked if he was having a housewarming party, he told me he’s not giving his address out to anyone, and no one is invited, ever, not even me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 814

You deserved it 627

Red pill bozos

By Anonymous - 06/07/2023 03:00

Today, I asked my son about girls and stuff and he told me he’s probably never going to date. I asked him why, and it turns out he’s afraid of being sent to jail if she makes any sort of false allegation against him. I told him not all women are like that, he told me I’m either naive or lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 801

You deserved it 270

Great dad

By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 12:00

Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML

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You deserved it 285

A step too far

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 10:00

Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 747

You deserved it 102

I'm in this FML and I don't like it

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 06:00

Today, my son has decided he doesn’t want children, or pets, or friends, or a girlfriend, or to visit his living relatives, except for me. I’m scared that once I’m dead he’ll disappear into his house and never come out until the neighbours notice the smell after he’s dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 937

You deserved it 436

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 11 June 2024 2:37

he's an adult. who he's dating or not, is not your business. stay out of his love life

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 11 June 2024 2:29

Sounds like he joined MGTOW. He's better off alone, for the sake of women everywhere.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 10 June 2024 23:21

"Woke bitches" comment aside, he's free to remain single if he wants. He just needs to grow up a bit more and treat women as equals. Maybe that maturity will give him the sight to look for a partner (female, male, or a variation thereupon), or he could spend his life as a rich old miser who doesn't change until he's visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. Whatever path he takes is his to choose. Just smack him upside the head every so often to make sure he doesn't become a murderous incel.

dreams2383 18

Tuesday 11 June 2024 2:15

I mean he's not wrong. I'd hate to be dating now. thank God I found my husband my freshman year of high school in 1998. no ghosting catfishing etc.

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 11 June 2024 2:29

Sounds like he joined MGTOW. He's better off alone, for the sake of women everywhere.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 11 June 2024 2:37

he's an adult. who he's dating or not, is not your business. stay out of his love life

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 11 June 2024 4:16

Why would you insist on inflicting him on some poor unsuspecting woman?

idragosani 15

Tuesday 11 June 2024 5:24

He lives alone, has a great job & has lots of friends. What's the problem here. If he's happy, so what?

1known 30

Saturday 22 June 2024 6:59

His views on women show that he has a big problem.

Heather9mm 5

Tuesday 11 June 2024 13:08

Maybe he’s gay and it’s nunya.

poopface82 19

Tuesday 11 June 2024 13:51

You’re not forcing him to get married? I thought that’s what all parents did to kids who didn’t want to get married. Inflict him on a narcissist and move outside the blast zone.