By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 20:00

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Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML
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You gotta let him try again sober or there’s no coming back from that. If he can’t redeem himself the man has to quit and move before the awkwardness kills him.

LostSoul 19

Drunk sex is never a good idea. Especially, if it is for the first time with someone. That can just lead to all sorts of problems

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You gotta let him try again sober or there’s no coming back from that. If he can’t redeem himself the man has to quit and move before the awkwardness kills him.

Maybe you need to shave down there?

LostSoul 19

Drunk sex is never a good idea. Especially, if it is for the first time with someone. That can just lead to all sorts of problems

Probably for the best. Not exactly the ideal start to a relationship, plus being a co-worker might have made it awkward, and your company may be against co-workers having relationships, anyway. Oh, and this would appear to be standard for people who spend the night getting wasted, so if you are going to try again, stay sober. And keep the lights on.

I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time 😂 when drinking, men's desire grows inversely proportional to their ability 😂

What kind of freaks have sex with the lights off? :D

childlessmother 16

Hmmm does he not know where the hole is? I thought men where able to put it in dark, light, blindfolded etc. that will make late night quickies awkward

You've slept with men who've put a blindfold on their "Willies" before intercourse?! So you're saying that us men don't discriminate against penetration of both light- and dark-skinned women/ partners?!

Hmm - sorry to say - but at a certain degree of overweight - it is rather difficult to navigate

Not exactly consensual sex when someone is that drunk.

Maybe he won’t remember that so that there will be no awkward encounters at work.