Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
You got a new pet.
Welshite 40
Squirt him with water for bad behavior.
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Comments (167)
abirdgotshot 13
maybe he just wants some. pussy-ception.
seriouscat 11
I will take your husband... I've always wanted a pet cat.
AmeliaSH 15
That was probably the creepiest thing I have read in my life.
seriouscat 11
It's a joke. I already have a cat, silly.
AmeliaSH 15
...... Ha.
interesting33 37
Your husband sounds awesome! And slightly disturbed :P
csi_fml 19
Your husband is trying to have a little fun
ilovera 7
Meow
tnlander 20
I think someone has some furry fetishes.
etishuman22 32
That's what I thought!
Pardeepu 10
Maybe he's going to try out for the musical cats
Mozes52771195 5
Kinda kinky :p
TypoH 7
He's a keeper.
greenfishbait 19
Maybe OP is allergic to cats but has always wanted one, so her husband was being sweet and tried to give her the cat owner experience without the allergic reaction.
biloxi_girl 22
They have a cat he was eating out of the cats bowl....nice try though.
greenfishbait 19
I have a fish bowl but i've never had a fish. Nice try though.
Enslaved 38
Do you have fish food for that fish bowl? :P
greenfishbait 19
Yeah it's betta fish food.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Let's be honest and think about this, it's likely they had a cat as the OP said "the cat bowl". However, let us consider for a moment the fact that he obviously had to buy the cat costume, or at least the supplies to make it, so it wouldn't have been a stretch to think he may have chosen his own food.