Cats and Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat...

By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00

Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:14

You got a new pet.

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:17

Squirt him with water for bad behavior.

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SmokeyPlague 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 1:57

he is probably gay now lol

bigtwan1983 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:16

What a catastrophe.

NomNomAttack 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:43

someone needs to illustrate this FML xD

zandalee 19

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:51

Or at least he wasn't attempting to enter the family cat!

Rihaan 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:05

At least he stuck to a theme. He's not exactly confused about what he wants to be. If he's dressed up like a horse tomorrow, then you should be worried. That's just pure identity crisis.

dogpfcorn 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:16

WILFRED!!!

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:07

did you laugh?

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:40

You should get a kitty litter just for him!

HerroMaylaHerro 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:58

This. This is the FML that killed me.

Krazymace 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 5:26

Catty style.

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Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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