confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
azouwa
Everybody wants to be a cat
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Wow
Sanford, United States
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Sorry...
Welcome back!
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
Joh
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
You got a new pet.
Welshite 40
Squirt him with water for bad behavior.
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Comments (167)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Awkward.
biloxi_girl 22
"I want chicken, I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver"
Co1121 11
Furry!
capnbzarr 43
Meow meow, not everybody's purrfect. Pussibly he was just feline catpricious.
Hurbel684 10
As long as he doesn't cough up hairballs it shouldn't be too bad.
ninaskyez 12
Id Start Worrying! O.o yikes!!
Keevarou 17
Why? Pet play can be fun :3
haionedurection 7
He's a keeper
Omniprism 15
That's funny and disturbing all at the same time. Look at the bright side there is something new to learn about him.
lonewolf621 17
Better be buying cat food for two!
appelflap 22
Purrrrrrfect :) Hey OP, it could always be worse. Imagine he'd be drunk every single night beating you up. Eating cat food in a kitty costume suddenly doesn't seem so bad, right? As long as he doesn't kiss you right after his snack it can be a nice adding to your family life. cat food Is a lot cheaper than steak ;)