Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter... - FML

By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Top comments

kevalanwilliams 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Well at least he didn't crap in it

1JDub 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:56

But babe....the bathroom is way over there!

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hashnasnne 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Talk about immature (:

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:00

"very strange" came in my mind a while before immature

ColdplaySucks 18

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:05

Saves water from flushing. Trade off being that's friggen nasty...

Damn_Hippster 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:09

I hope he was drunk!

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:09

Maybe he was recreating one of those Iams commercials where they show the cats as people? Or maybe he's Buddhist and is reconnecting with a former life. You should be supportive of his religious discovery! Jkjkjk that's ******* weird.

mollie_mollie_ 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:53

I really hope he was drunk, same as @19 x x

MerrikBarbarian 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:47

Iams never had commercials like that... You thinking of PETA or Whiskas maybe?

cosmosis 12

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:17

Could be worse. Could have been the kitchen sink. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!

rabbittboi 18

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:53

Drunk or not, I hope he realizes that if you piss in the cat box, your dumb ass has to clean the box.... Hand him your litter scoop and enjoy the show.

Discombobulated9 12

Monday 28 November 2011 2:23

Why do YOU have to clean it up?

mr_torch91 1

Monday 28 November 2011 18:16

Is the toilet broken? He could've peed in the sink.

antart3 18

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

At least he is litter trained... :P

audreyy062 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:56

...seriously.

kevalanwilliams 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Well at least he didn't crap in it

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:12

That's next on the list. After scratching the furniture and licking his anus.

Insane_Tea 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:13

Now that would've really been something to walk in...

SirObvious 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:01

That's the point OP.

1JDub 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:22

stinky...

graham11 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:43

OP- "wow this cat must be drinking a ton of water!!"

LolFMLnot 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:50

Take a pic and post it on Facebook I bet you he won't repeat that again ;)

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:50

96- u can get banned from FB for doing that... OP atleast it's odor free ;)

1JDub 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:56

But babe....the bathroom is way over there!

G97Alex 21

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:27

A good 30 feet I'll say.

fatme2012 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:59

Some of you OP's have some unusual boyfriends.

TashaRuber 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:58

Lmaoo that has got to suck

lennelleong 33

Wednesday 19 June 2013 14:48

Keep the cat, not him.

CHOMP3R 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:58

Be thankful it wasn't number two!!

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:44

Number two? What, are you in second grade?

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:34

Fail.

2ne1lml 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:59

That must suck /:

astrozombi86 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:01

I would make HIM clean it. You caught him red-handed!

rawrisforsami 13

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:23

"wasn't me"

cjguthrie 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:01

Maybe the cat was using the toilet?

juliaispink 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:29

Haha :-)

graham11 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:45

I used to have a cat that was potty trained. No one even taught him..

mk58 31

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:03

He wanted to be a cat in this life, but sadly, he incarnated in a human form.

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