By moobysrocks - 20/2/2010 18:58 - United States
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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  jennacide  |  0

Hey maybe his "buns" are sweet, have you ever tasted them sir/ma'am? :)
Don't worry OP, it'll all be over unless there are gorgeous pictures, but not life fucking, I'm sure you'll live.

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  ButtNekked  |  0

Why must every guy try and pretend to be cool for a girl to like them? Honestly, you can score alot more points by being funny. You also lose a shitload for saying sugarbuns Haha queeeeeeeeerbaaaaaag. :D

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  Ajjas013  |  6

He threw his balls and then they whipped him forward and he lost his balance and landed on his so-called 'sugarbuns'.

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  DerangedFox  |  0

I agree also. Suck it up, it's not really a big deal and I'm sure your girlfriend wasn't enjoying your pain, she (and everyone else) was laughing because it was comical. It may have been embarrassing, but only because you let yourself feel mortified. Be a man, suck it up, and play it off. Being able to laugh at yourself will indeed dramatically improve your life.

By  tisiphone_fml  |  0

YDI for using the term "sugarbuns" in 2010.
But seriously... how did you even manage the physics of that? That's ... impressive.
At least you made your girlfriend laugh... but perhaps you should plan another activity for your next date.