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only animal.
No no, that's the other OP - the one whose bum has to be lifted in order for it to be dried. I was thinking more of a gorilla. Or maybe OP's pedobear...
Hmm... I have to admit neither of those thought have ever crossed my mind. Okay that's a lie, the snake one has. Whales as well...
fish on bear action........
wtf?!?
YDI for having a Facebook. Stop being a tool.
how is that an fml
Oh my god I didn't see that first, that makes it even funnier :D
I don't understand why having a facebook means you are a tool. It's a great way to stay connected with friends. That being said, ydi op for being a drunk dumbass.
11, OP deserves for getting so drunk that he got into a fight with a girl and then lost. Humiliation like that should be made public.
*deserves it*
she souldnt get all crazy when drinking u can't blame any 1 but ur self that's what she gets! handle ur alcohol! if ur ganna drink learn how to.
lmao anyone watch the iftas? :)
#33 win
this is friggin hilarious!
its a guy lol n a girl which only makes it classic lmfao ydi mayb u shudnt get so drunk next time.
what do you have a myspace? because in that case, you're the tool who's not open to change. do you still have a walkman and think people with iPods are 'tools'?
directed at 26
I like eggs
facebook ruins soo many peoples lives lol. it's amazing how everyone still keeps it tho
lol mee2
1. thats a she not a he. 2. he deserves it for getting drunk
98 I believe you are referring to "special snowflake syndrome" in which the sufferer believes themselves to be the most special little snowflake to ever live. Symptoms include hating on Facebook for no good reason, claiming to know what "rawr" means in dinosaur, feeling special because they would make a sandwich for a girl, and not ask for one in return, and using the quote: "And YES I am a girl gamer omg get over it." more than zero times. Many sufferers are Tweens who outgrow the disease at the latest in their mid twenties. Some of the more tragic cases, however, can last well into late adulthood. The more you know. :)
YDI for losing. and 1st!
hahah, that's pretty damn awesome :)
ct? noo.
haha okay.
Dammit.
blame it on the i - i - i - i - i - iPod
crappy joke
LOL
rotflmao0o0o0 @ sirin!
haha. FYL loser
YDI for gettin in a fight with a girl.
Pics, or it didn't happen...
It says you are a man. You deserve it for 1. Getting Drunk 2. Fighting a GIRL and 2. For thinking you could win. Just playing. But really , never underestimate a girl. :)
Sorry to be a counting Nazi, but you said two twice.
Cool what's the username on FB so we can all see you gettin your azz kicked!
I did too
YDI for being such a loser pussy guy that you got into a fight with a girl. There is such a thing as "untagging" in case you didn't know but I hope any potential employers somehow find this pics of you and they prevent you from getting a good job.
untagging doesn't do much. you can, however, report the picture. . . I think.
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It says you are a man. You deserve it for 1. Getting Drunk 2. Fighting a GIRL and 2. For thinking you could win. Just playing. But really , never underestimate a girl. :)
Sorry to be a counting Nazi, but you said two twice.