Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
man you got sugar on the bowling alley.
littlexlion 4
Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o
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sonosaeterno 2
Today, I used the word sugar buns. FML there you go.. I edited it for you
bacondude 0
ydi for saying sugar buns loser
hawkie409 0
Ydi for thinking this is bad. She should've checked if you were okay first, but c'mon. You probably would laugh, too.
lissn 0
My advice to you: Laugh with them and suddenly it's a lot less embarassing.
kaykaypopz 0
Sugarbuns? Who says that???
caisonaboat 0
I'd feel bad for you, but you kind of deserve it for saying 'sugarbuns'. Say butt or ass next time so you won't look like such a tool :)
Fully_fml 0
YDI for saying sugar buns.. It seems these words get gayer and gayer. First Happy sacks then this..
mavericksurfer 0
you can't laugh at yourself for being an idiot?it happens. and you must have been trying to draw attention to yourself or you woulnt have ended up six feet down the lane.
mr_miyagi 0
Today, my boyfriend used the word "sugarbuns" FML
moobysrocks 0
I didn't say sugarbuns. I said ass an FML changed it. By the way after bowling I also busted my ass in the shower.
QWERTYCommander 5
Damn FML!
DeafLogic 10
Well that explains it now -___-