By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 659
You deserved it 3 824

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L

Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD


Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L

bettadenne1 0
Dogman332 0

It sounds like they had a ball!

let's give dogman a rousing golf clap for his brilliant pun

I hate puns. They're so corny. OP, sounds like your friend was being a day old douche bag.

^^^^^ 0_0 anyone else think this is random???

nates0210 0

noooo... they said don't mess up! follow directions next time.

MetroidSlayer01 8
isreal 0

beat his ass then throw the ball at him

your not the only one. lol I see that a lot

Felium 0
MadaZer0 8

Haha... He likes dropping balls on himself XD

M4V3R1CKR13 0

bitch slap her for revenge >:)

TapeMan_3000 0

that sucks hope this guys foot doesn't need medical attention

mmhmm138 0

He deserves it for not listening to his friend

and the acceptance bar for an FML just got lower

beiberlookalike1 0

samantha_durano is hotttt!!! :)) dammm nice pic!!;)) <333

MermaidSongXOXO 6

A broken foot? Pshh. No. That's too simple. You have a highly untreatable crack in the bone plates of your foot that will require months, maybe even years, of physical therapy to heal. At least, that's what you're gonna tell your friend. Get where I'm going with this? :]

Ajjas013 6

His fingers were all... Buttery. YDI for getting your fingers buttery xD

Ajjas013 6

At least he didn't whip out the lotion :)

Ajjas013 6

It's on Google. Type in moo :)

purplemnm 9

Marie Antoinette is my favorite historical character :D

im 14, and i bowl sometimes. its fun. and im not old. XD

matt1234321 0

relly first? check ur number retard

dude she was talkin about her AGE. although idk where the hell she's gettin any ages from 0_0

NGM_47 0

SUE! SUE! SUE!! - After all, that's the American way, right?