Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
man you got sugar on the bowling alley.
littlexlion 4
Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o
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fisheatsbear 6
sugarbuns = your buttcheeks for those of you who don't know
RIKANA 0
thanks RI
mrguy266 0
take it like a man, anybody would be laughing at somebody who is sliding down the bowling lane..
rawrimapenguin 0
sugar buns? aha. i would have been laughing too :b
theblazian 0
Stop it guys! There is nothing funny about a guy tripping and somehow managing to fall 6 feet into the lane..... thats not funny at all! Its hilarious. The rule of thumb is that as long as you aren't severely injured, dead, or profusely bleeding than laughing is acceptable. You just need to grow a pair.
eyepuppy 31
Yes! This guy needs to learn to laugh at himself.
LilaBear 2
How unco do you have to be to end up *six feet down the lane*? Generally the idea is that you stop running before you reach the lane.
AZsysdmin 0
You have to be able to laugh at yourself too, dude show her your confident enough to do that! Oh, and wipe the oil off your "sugarbuns" WTF you sound like a 50 yr old lady.
lageniale 0
Your girlfriend was probably almost in tears because she was IN THE FLOOR. That sounds way more painful than falling on your sugarbuns!
screwlife23 0
you should have gotten up and said "don't try that at home." or "that's why u always were a cup!" lmao I'm sorry. want me to kiss it and make it better?
DarkHate 3
i wouldve been like bitch its over.
saranottelling 7
I'll never be able to eat another Sugarbun again!