Money: Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games....

By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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Melanie_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

I would never go anywhere with her again. Nice to know that your dignity is worth less than 2 games of bowling to her.

Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:08

Your mom ADD much?

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Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:08

Your mom ADD much?

ishatmypants 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:13

this ones like ishatmypants.com

hollynipples 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 12:40

Hahahahahahahahahahhhahaha!!!!! I LOLed so hard at this. Your mom is awesome.

jjstock 7

Monday 7 May 2012 17:19

Hahahahahahahahaah I laughed so hard!

dirty_laundry 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:12

what??? that is NUTS!

Melanie_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

I would never go anywhere with her again. Nice to know that your dignity is worth less than 2 games of bowling to her.

greenman_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:28

that's hilarious. your mom sounds hot

kEnNy172 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 21:29

creeper troll.... gtfo

rosaleehoohaha 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 14:23

and you look like a pervert

xXxRandiexXx 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:03

#6 annoys me can you not read? or are you just a dumbass?

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 20 February 2009 3:54

Your mom is awesome! I would have said something like I cut my fingers, but your mom came up with the coolest ever. Sort of like the "hair in the soup" tactic. I mean there's no way around it, and no one with a brain would dare argue that point by asking you to show your pants. This isn't really that bad, I mean if you don't go there or know anyone, then what's the harm? You'll probably never see that person ever in your life.

katieatieay 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:20

i'm pretty sure #6 can read. he/she just doesn't believe the fml.

bobdole 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:24

MILF

omgshesgotballs 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:39

how stupid do you think we are to believe some of the shit on here? why would they give you your money back because you shit your pants?

emilypancakes 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:54

billy j, you seem to consistently write dumb ass comments. and then follow them with just trying to help :) obviously you're not helping, you're just showing the world how much of a douche bag you are.