FML : Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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You deserved it

By guessthatsatrickthen - / Saturday 31 October 2015 17:19 / United Kingdom - Leeds

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By LadyKayDee | 23

#6450311 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...

By jayennachristine | 23

#6450313 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

trick or treat...or anal?

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By COURT_KING | 14

#6450297 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:27

There are some things that cannot be unseen...

By countryguy91290 | 16

#6450298 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By laurenswims13 | 24

#6450299 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:27

Well did he say trick or treat?

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beeferjay | 34

#6450349 - Sunday 1 November 2015 16:18

it was a trick and a treat

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Lalala579121 | 27

#6450567 - Sunday 1 November 2015 20:59

OP didn't see it as much of a treat though.

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mxgirl1998 | 26

#6452673 - Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:56

that wasn't the candy op was hoping to see xD

By sa5v | 21

#6450301 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:29

What did you do op?

By HoboMeth | 32

#6450306 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:30

I guess they wanted to treat you OP

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xTommytheGUNx | 15

#6450506 - Sunday 1 November 2015 19:59

treat yo self

By LadyKayDee | 23

#6450307 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:30

That could have been his costume.

By Welshite | 39

#6450308 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:30

He was just wearing his birthday suit. It's a perfectly legitimate costume.

By masoko_fml | 21

#6450309 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

That sure is a scary costume..!

By LadyKayDee | 23

#6450311 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...

By WordBea | 23

#6450312 - Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

Is that not how things work?

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