By nofooddrinkorsex - United States
Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML
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By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

You get to have kinky sex in many varied and different places other than vanilla sex in a bed. Huzzah!

By  Sady_Ct  |  37

But you can still play Marco-polo on it till you find each other and fall to the floor where you can proceed to eat and have sex right??

By  404wan  |  19

Im sorry what? Its not her bed, it belongs to both of you. Do what you want, just dont be needlessly messy. And if she wont have sex, just enjoy that endless sandwich in your pocket.

  Seeya55  |  31

The sex part is an issue for both of them, but I completely agree no eating/drinking in bed! Crumbs don't magically stay on one side and spills affect both parties as you now BOTH have to get up to change the sheets.