By nofooddrinkorsex - 25/8/2019 22:05 - United States
Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML
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By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

You get to have kinky sex in many varied and different places other than vanilla sex in a bed. Huzzah!

By  Sady_Ct  |  37

But you can still play Marco-polo on it till you find each other and fall to the floor where you can proceed to eat and have sex right??