Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML
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Peaches1914
| 13
How about getting a mattress cover
Or looking for some more interesting places to have relations in your home
Be safe and creative
Or looking for some more interesting places to have relations in your home
Be safe and creative
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TomatoBurning
| 4
Safe and creative. LmAo.
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jphoenix151
| 7
return that shit then.
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ThatOneLonelyAsian
| 14
You aren't allowed to sleep on it either ... it's the couch for you mister
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RichardPencil
| 27
Aw, don't worry about it -- sex is overrated.
Shhh! Everybody, let's pretend that's true to make the OP feel better. We know the truth ;)
Shhh! Everybody, let's pretend that's true to make the OP feel better. We know the truth ;)
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Major_Haywire
| 4
I remember sex 🤔
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Mungolikecandy
| 18
You get to have kinky sex in many varied and different places other than vanilla sex in a bed. Huzzah!
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Sady_Ct
| 34
But you can still play Marco-polo on it till you find each other and fall to the floor where you can proceed to eat and have sex right??
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zoelog
| 10
I'm just curious as to why she can tell you what you can and can't do? ydi
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
Looks like the kitchen table is going to be the favorite piece of furniture in your house from now on.
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Mathalamus
| 23
You really should not be eating or drinking in bed anyway...
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kendonmcb
| 16
Tell her you're going to have sex on it and it's her decision if she is part of it.
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saberjpg
| 5
That's what I was going to say.
Or looking for some more interesting places to have relations in your home
Be safe and creative