By nofooddrinkorsex - 25/08/2019 22:05 - United States
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How about getting a mattress cover Or looking for some more interesting places to have relations in your home Be safe and creative
Safe and creative. LmAo.
return that shit then.
You aren't allowed to sleep on it either ... it's the couch for you mister
Aw, don't worry about it -- sex is overrated. Shhh! Everybody, let's pretend that's true to make the OP feel better. We know the truth ;)
I remember sex 🤔
I'm just curious as to why she can tell you what you can and can't do? ydi
Looks like the kitchen table is going to be the favorite piece of furniture in your house from now on.
You really should not be eating or drinking in bed anyway...
Im sorry what? Its not her bed, it belongs to both of you. Do what you want, just dont be needlessly messy. And if she wont have sex, just enjoy that endless sandwich in your pocket.
The sex part is an issue for both of them, but I completely agree no eating/drinking in bed! Crumbs don't magically stay on one side and spills affect both parties as you now BOTH have to get up to change the sheets.


How about getting a mattress cover Or looking for some more interesting places to have relations in your home Be safe and creative
return that shit then.