First dates By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 843 You deserved it 404 Tweet Share
Women love it when you can make them laugh! I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.
Who are you dating? Harley Quinn?