First dates

By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 803
You deserved it 388

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Women love it when you can make them laugh! I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.

Who are you dating? Harley Quinn?

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Women love it when you can make them laugh! I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.

Who are you dating? Harley Quinn?

I hope she’s your ex-girlfriend now...

Time to go back on the market

maybe she didn't know what to do so she laughed out of nervousness?

how do you laugh at so much blood? jeeezzz