By Tytonic - 20/1/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

First dates

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7875471 - Monday 20 January 2020 5:56

Women love it when you can make them laugh!

I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.

By JackWood | 9

#7875539 - Monday 20 January 2020 11:31

Who are you dating? Harley Quinn?

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7875471 - Monday 20 January 2020 5:56

Women love it when you can make them laugh!

I'm sure one who laughs at your pain and blood loss will make an excellent mother for your children.

By JackWood | 9

#7875539 - Monday 20 January 2020 11:31

Who are you dating? Harley Quinn?

By 123Puppy | 26

#7875580 - Monday 20 January 2020 13:49

I hope she’s your ex-girlfriend now...

By John_Cards | 2

#7875643 - Monday 20 January 2020 20:32

Time to go back on the market

By spinspinsugar | 5

#7875705 - Monday 20 January 2020 23:57

maybe she didn't know what to do so she laughed out of nervousness?

By Stephencharis | 14

#7875771 - Tuesday 21 January 2020 8:15

how do you laugh at so much blood? jeeezzz