Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
man you got sugar on the bowling alley.
littlexlion 4
Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o
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Comments (137)
rayrayandbread 0
how can you not laugh at that!!?!!
afatmonkey 0
Why? I didn't and I'm only a morbidly obese poo-flinging primate. With herpes. And aids.
terran0 0
well she will be mad at her self becuase u cant have kida
hillbillie_girl 3
haha sugarbuns havent herd that in a while but i did that before your not the only promise!
blairyboo 0
ydi for saying sugar buns who the hell says tht
highsheep 0
YDI for saying "sugarbuns" ur pathetic.
Blink182ftw 0
By using the word "suger buns", are you refering to your butt cheeks as buns filled with suger? Or is it your ballz? either way just stop using that word..it sounds like something my grandma would say *shrugs*
stewpididiot 11
So, are 'Sugarbuns' the new pussy lips they give you when you get your dick lopped off and make you into a bitch ?
eccentrix 12
I think the OP's a woman and sugarbuns means boobs.
overkill_78 4
Considering the OP's name is moobysrock, I believe sugarbuns are his way of saying he has bitchtits.
slushpuppy123 0
YDI for saying sugarbuns and not having the maturity to laugh it off.