tisiphone_fml

About Tisiphone_fml

I was a soldier for years, and I currently work in telecommunications. I love riding motorcycles, marksmanship, playing video games, and embarrassing men at all of the above. >;) I don't flame, but I'm not afraid to tell it how it is. If you don't act like a complete idiot, I'll do my best to stick up for you. Some of my very favorite FML posters for their reason, humor, and just plain being awesome are: Perdix Freeze RedPillSucks Monikabug Cinn PsychoMerk capilot catkat1988

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Tisiphone_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lola / Saturday 20 December 2008 12:23 / France

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justlittleoldme - / Friday 12 March 2010 13:17 / United Kingdom

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By analinguist - / Saturday 20 February 2010 19:04 / United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By creamed - / Saturday 20 February 2010 17:29 / United States

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notaprossie - / Wednesday 3 February 2010 08:42 / South Africa

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