Love, Health, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Strike

Strike

By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 518

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 376

You deserved it 3 759

By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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You deserved it 9 639

Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 437

You deserved it 4 059

By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 048

You deserved it 1 749

By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 261

You deserved it 685

Time to flee the crime scene

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 10:00

Today, my date from the night before let me stay behind when he had left for work. While relaxing, I figured I'd be fine to let a little fart out. Unbeknownst to me, not eating enough food over the past few days turned the contents of my bowels to liquid. I sharted on their bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 373

You deserved it 871

By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 666

You deserved it 3 837

Toxic waste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 06:00 - Europe

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at a lake. I felt my stomach rumble and knew I couldn’t make it to shore, so I dropped into the water and had violently diarrhea in the water. It started to bubble, and so I started splashing around, saying, “It’s cold” while she swam around me, in my shit water. I’ve never told her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 441

Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 256

You deserved it 481

Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 746

You deserved it 893

mcdgaf 14

Wednesday 25 October 2017 3:46

Love at first wipe.

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 29 October 2017 6:08

Going to the intersection of Stool Avenue and Diarrhea Lane?

Comments

mcdgaf 14

Wednesday 25 October 2017 3:46

Love at first wipe.

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 29 October 2017 6:08

Going to the intersection of Stool Avenue and Diarrhea Lane?

Christina Parkman 3

Sunday 29 October 2017 6:52

That's a really shifty situation. Guess there won't be a number 2 but hey shit happens.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Sunday 29 October 2017 6:54

I feel really bad for because i am pretty sure i would have similar luck on a date like that.

jriley4u 17

Sunday 29 October 2017 7:19

You will forever be in her stories of the guy she once went out with that shit his pants.

dexter420 21

Sunday 29 October 2017 8:44

Dude. Mexican. First date. Really?

Nina 32

Friday 3 November 2017 13:26

Mexican for every date is how you win a girl's heart.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 October 2017 10:13

You didn’t have a spare pair of underwear? That’s one strike against you.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 29 October 2017 16:52

I guess the bowling turned into boweling!

jessicagetsitdone 3

Sunday 29 October 2017 22:00

Jenn is just one who said that she doesn't want to explain that he was like I thought you said he would I will take this because we can't get applebees vehicles are still at least you don't find out who said that she didn't really need me for filing civil complaint about his wife has no place that we know about them new to me and my wife was on our house so I don't see what he has a little more than any chance to get up and go with this guy has never heard of the way you could not believe the way I was thinking you anyone