Deez Nuts

By ALittleLighter - 14/09/2021 05:00

Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 016
You deserved it 48

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I hope you got rid of cancer and I'm glad you haven't lost your humour.

DarkJester200278 1

I lost one of mine due to infection, yet instead of removing it, they let it atrophy. Which kinda sucks, as I wanted to preserve it, make a bet with people that I could make my testicles go from one corner of the room to the other.

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That's a nutty way to lose weight!

I hope you got rid of cancer and I'm glad you haven't lost your humour.

Wadlaen 21

I'm sorry for your loss, and hope you are now cancer-free! But hey, Hitler only had one testicle, and he turned out fine, so hopefully you will manage to live a good life with only half of them.

DarkJester200278 1

I lost one of mine due to infection, yet instead of removing it, they let it atrophy. Which kinda sucks, as I wanted to preserve it, make a bet with people that I could make my testicles go from one corner of the room to the other.