By LC - 03/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

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helluva 1

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

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Daniman 0

YESSSSSSS I AM FIRST FOR ONCE, by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-

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Plumppotato 3

congratulations.

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sodahhhr 0

yo names toby!

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b182link 0

once my company was having an auction and i was being auctioned off, but I was sold for $300

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eatsleephockey97 4

well tht makes em feel bettr

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Intoxicunt 5

So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.

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perdix 29

It's illegal if it's involuntary. If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity. I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting ****** were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!

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jackkerouc9 0

It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.

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perdix 29

Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow. You can if you're hungry -- your choice.

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mysterynmayhem 0

i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol

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suxs4ulol 22

it was probably to be auctioned for a date

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Sports_guy3 28

WAIT!!!!!! FINAL BID: 2 MILLION DOLLARS! I BID 2 MILLION. The auction's over?! Shit!

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GodsPetTaco 0

Rofl. Dont worry dude your not ugly... they are all just really broke.

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isuckok 11

dude is a unisex thing -.-

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helluva 1

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

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Flutist 3

BID! not bidded.

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helluva 1

My bad. BID BID BID :)

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Peroxide 3

Hmm, I'd much rather get the happy meal, IT COMES WITH A TOY!!!!

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Flutist 3

For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.

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Flutist 3

RUDE DUDE

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sicpupyz122 0

omg lol that just made my day!

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Ownagemaster 0

not anymore thanks to San Fran

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playfuldesk 0

That was uncalled for at all bobby

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Ligerie 0

oops...edit.

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playfuldesk 0

Hey flutist I bet u give good head don't u?

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Flutist 3

*rolls eyes* You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.

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fudrick 0

OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY

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Flutist 3

OMG, what next band camp jokes?

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fisher50 0

so how are you and Jimmy from band camp. I heard you two are really close now?

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Ligerie 0

I was asked to do that once but I'm really scared the same thing will happen! Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?

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MyzticHydra 0

what kind of charity auctions off someone? my school did that as a joke o.O

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wazdog 4

Maybe the auctioneer did a bad job. Cheer up

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