Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
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LC
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3/11/2009 07:06
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Daniman
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YESSSSSSS I AM FIRST FOR ONCE,
by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-
by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-
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Plumppotato
| 3
congratulations.
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sodahhhr
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yo names toby!
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b182link
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once my company was having an auction and i was being auctioned off, but I was sold for $300
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eatsleephockey97
| 4
well tht makes em feel bettr
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Intoxicunt
| 5
So you're now owned by someone?
Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
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nokillnobeepbeep
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Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.
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perdix
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It's illegal if it's involuntary.
If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity.
I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!
If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity.
I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!
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jackkerouc9
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It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.
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perdix
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Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow.
You can if you're hungry -- your choice.
You can if you're hungry -- your choice.
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mysterynmayhem
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i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol
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suxs4ulol
| 22
it was probably to be auctioned for a date
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Sports_guy3
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WAIT!!!!!! FINAL BID: 2 MILLION DOLLARS! I BID 2 MILLION. The auction's over?! Shit!
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GodsPetTaco
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Rofl. Dont worry dude your not ugly... they are all just really broke.
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alsoelp
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its a girl
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isuckok
| 11
dude is a unisex thing -.-
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helluva
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Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Flutist
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BID! not bidded.
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helluva
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My bad.
BID BID BID :)
BID BID BID :)
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Peroxide
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Hmm, I'd much rather get the happy meal, IT COMES WITH A TOY!!!!
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Flutist
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For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.
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sicpupyz122
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omg lol that just made my day!
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Ownagemaster
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not anymore thanks to San Fran
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playfuldesk
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That was uncalled for at all bobby
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Ligerie
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oops...edit.
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playfuldesk
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Hey flutist I bet u give good head don't u?
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Flutist
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*rolls eyes*
You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.
You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.
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fudrick
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OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY
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Flutist
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OMG, what next band camp jokes?
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fisher50
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so how are you and Jimmy from band camp. I heard you two are really close now?
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Ligerie
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I was asked to do that once but I'm really scared the same thing will happen!
Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?
Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?
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MyzticHydra
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what kind of charity auctions off someone? my school did that as a joke o.O
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wazdog
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Maybe the auctioneer did a bad job. Cheer up
Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity.
I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!