Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
By LC - /
Tuesday 3 November 2009 07:06 /
United States
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Intoxicunt
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So you're now owned by someone?
Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
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perdix
| 29
It's illegal if it's involuntary.
If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity.
I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!
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Daniman
| 0
YESSSSSSS I AM FIRST FOR ONCE,
by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-
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Plumppotato
| 3
congratulations.
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sodahhhr
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yo names toby!
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b182link
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once my company was having an auction and i was being auctioned off, but I was sold for $300
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eatsleephockey97
| 4
well tht makes em feel bettr
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Intoxicunt
| 5
So you're now owned by someone?
Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
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nokillnobeepbeep
| 0
Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.
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perdix
| 29
It's illegal if it's involuntary.
If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity.
I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!
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jackkerouc9
| 0
It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.
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perdix
| 29
Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow.
You can if you're hungry -- your choice.
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mysterynmayhem
| 0
i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol
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suxs4ulol
| 22
it was probably to be auctioned for a date
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Sports_guy3
| 28
WAIT!!!!!! FINAL BID: 2 MILLION DOLLARS! I BID 2 MILLION. The auction's over?! Shit!
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GodsPetTaco
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Rofl. Dont worry dude your not ugly... they are all just really broke.
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alsoelp
| 0
its a girl
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isuckok
| 11
dude is a unisex thing -.-
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helluva
| 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Flutist
| 3
BID! not bidded.
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helluva
| 1
My bad.
BID BID BID :)
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Peroxide
| 3
Hmm, I'd much rather get the happy meal, IT COMES WITH A TOY!!!!
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Flutist
| 3
For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.
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sicpupyz122
| 0
omg lol that just made my day!
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Ownagemaster
| 0
not anymore thanks to San Fran
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playfuldesk
| 0
That was uncalled for at all bobby
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Ligerie
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oops...edit.
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playfuldesk
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Hey flutist I bet u give good head don't u?
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Flutist
| 3
*rolls eyes*
You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.
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fudrick
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OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY
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Flutist
| 3
OMG, what next band camp jokes?
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fisher50
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so how are you and Jimmy from band camp. I heard you two are really close now?
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Ligerie
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I was asked to do that once but I'm really scared the same thing will happen!
Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?
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MyzticHydra
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what kind of charity auctions off someone? my school did that as a joke o.O
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wazdog
| 4
Maybe the auctioneer did a bad job. Cheer up
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