congratulations.

yo names toby!

once my company was having an auction and i was being auctioned off, but I was sold for $300

well tht makes em feel bettr

Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.

It's illegal if it's involuntary. If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity. I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!

It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.

Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow. You can if you're hungry -- your choice.

i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol

it was probably to be auctioned for a date

WAIT!!!!!! FINAL BID: 2 MILLION DOLLARS! I BID 2 MILLION. The auction's over?! Shit!

its a girl

dude is a unisex thing -.-

BID! not bidded.

My bad. BID BID BID :)

For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.

omg lol that just made my day!

not anymore thanks to San Fran

oops...edit.

*rolls eyes* You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.

OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY

OMG, what next band camp jokes?

so how are you and Jimmy from band camp. I heard you two are really close now?