new dog
Gaithersburg, United States
Best foot forward
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
StinkFoot
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Bridgnorth, United Kingdom
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
PerfectTiming
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Eindhoven, Netherlands
Spinning out
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Top comments
Soloman212 28
I guess it's time to give him the boot. (I'm sure you don't want it anymore.)
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Time to introduce your dog to people you hate. *evil laugh*
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Comments (57)
Soloman212 28
I guess it's time to give him the boot. (I'm sure you don't want it anymore.)
Smurphs00 10
Ba Dum Tssss
cjwayy 22
Wonderful use of a first comment.
AoC15 10
Yes it was a wonderful use of a first comment
orbit 22
I'm guessing op has an enemy and they put it in the show, not the dog
varutha 16
He just thinks he's a cat and wants a litterbox.
sayyestothedress 24
Must've taken years of practice.
thatoneninjadude 14
This is a shitty situation...
mb2_native 15
48, no... Just no.
thatoneninjadude 14
sorry i tried.
patrickalamo 48
OP are you vindictive? They say dogs mimic their owners.
rocker_chick105 31
Strange, my dog hasn't started to walk on his hind legs and make bacon yet. Am I doing something wrong?
Zebediabolical 45
For gods sakes don't teach the dog to open the fridge or fry things. If they figure out that, they can figure out a can opener for the Alpo. And then they've got no use for us. Other than to throw things for them.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Time to introduce your dog to people you hate. *evil laugh*
brenton490 19
But nothing says he will do it to them... Dogs are evil at times.-_-
duke3012 8
haha just leave heaps of shoes around the place and then in an evil voice "let the games begin!"
cakefete2 31
Given a dog's keen sense of smell, it will always find OP's shoe.
UntoldLife 18
Maybe hide your shoes? Just a thought...
smackaroonial 20
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo shoes cause they poopin on everybody out here.
Sandman366 6
You don't have to bark, to get out, just find a shoe, just find a shoe....
FMLkoala 28
That's a shi- you know what I'm not even going to bother.
MrDonSalvetti 27
You have to finish what you started buddy!
Godsofdracos 15
Sometimes it's more fun when others finish what you started. ;)
nonamejoe 7
Oh good god!
warsun 27
tty situation
CptDean 11
Who says it was the dog ;)?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Insinuating...it was OP? Like, you're saying OP pooped on their own shoes and then forgot? Or am I missing something?
FracturedMinds 21
The butler did it! That sneaky little bastard....
DianeYoung 11
Yeah I bet someone is pissed at you
whenitdidhappen 14
so....train it into a master.in my opinion every talent should be POLISHED
Corey122726 17
I was always told you "you can only polish a turd so much, but in the end it's still just a turd."
abraybro 27
That stinks.
flufee2 27
Does he happen to be a shoe-poo?
Cheezits4dayz 14
What?
vikky538 29
seriously dude..you want this to relate it to kung fu panda...
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I think it's a Shi Tzu Poo mix. Pretty sure.
joopjoop 19
was that an attempted pun for shar pei???