By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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Maygen 5
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look on the bright side, lemon juice tends to cauterize cuts

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hj5 0

ouch but at least your cut smells lemon fresh.

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killerviral 0

lololol your fault YDI 1st that mustof felt good

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Neall_fml 0
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oouuuchh that sucks

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Secret_Fire_King 0
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YDI for trying to infect your cut, but instead cleansing it.. Stop bitching.. Your life isn't fuck'd, your Workplace Health & Safety course is.. Seriously.. WTF are they teaching you over there?

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jakeidk 0

wow! really?! fyl because you got lemon juice in a goddamn paper cut?!? WTF?

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totes_sucks 0
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Who reads cutting a finger at work whilst chopping vegetables & assumes paper cut? Idiot.

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dragonwarrior 3
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Paper cut? What the hell did you read?

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rhodium 0
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Paper cut? Dude, whatever you're smoking, you gotta lay it off.

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42billybob 5
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you don't chop vegetables with paper.

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Averizzle 0

win ^^

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asiansensation09 1

#35 chill out damn

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hey123hey123 0

35 your a bitch stfu

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LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

dudeee shut up.

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WtfLoser 13
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Aw :( You poor person >.

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Pointy130 0
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At least it wasn't used to wipe jalapeño seeds off the counter, or something.

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xxmarlboroxx 0

where did all the comments go?

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HotpinkKitties 0

Yeah, where ARE the comments? 'cause this is rofl FUNNY!!!

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Magichacker929 0
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deep deep inside Rosie O'Donnells ass.

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561Girl 0

Be a man! I'm a girl,

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ThuNDeY 23
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What does your gender have to do with this?

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azreal_13 0

how is this a fml? it's not like the pain will be there forever. grow a pair and suck it up

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bugmenotmofo 34

it dosent have to be your whole life, its just something you say when some thing bad happens

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Metzler31 17
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seriously dude. are you like fucking emo or something? that hurts a lot!

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lem0n_fml 0

Because every single FML contains life-altering consequences, right?

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RavenBurga 0
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your DP is fitting.

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pooptastgood 0

hehe!

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darkmis1 17
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What happened to all the comments?

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pride90 0
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awwwww...poor u

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brettski55 0
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what the hell? I had first and had like 10 people pissed at me lmaoo

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jakeTS 0
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this is so classic!

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