By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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Doortje 29

Lord Voldemort wouldn't have this problem.

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ninjasaurous 0

Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

"Hey, high five!! :D" *other person walks away* :o -gets angry with hand still raised- D:< love Cyanide and Happiness ^^

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TinyDude 10

be happy she din break ur face

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ninjasaurous 0

Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

There is no unreasonable reaction to being tickled. I hate it! Sorry, OP. I'll give you a FYL but you have to take the YDI with it.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I hate to break it to you but let's face it, tickling isn't on your girlfriend's foreplay list. You better learn to grin and bear it.

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don1qot 6

Did anyone else think she was going to squirt?

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john7h567hgrd 0

Dont1qot, are you bi-winning?!

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