By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
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skater19 0

f her life, not yours, AGREED

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Blank_fml 0

haha Don't worry I used to do the same thing sometimes it still happens but my friends know better than to try things like that on me. I don't apologize if I hit them like that, they clearly know what would happen. Not that I don't feel bad it's just that it's not my fault. Did she know that was gonna happen?

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CanadAssassiN 0

OMFG I hope she forgave you.....right? i~i

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CanadAssassiN 0

Haha, I guess so...I hope she made him pay for it though...

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uh_oh 0

How short is your girlfriend that you managed to elbow her in the nose while she was behind you?

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Kat_MS 0

Her fault. You don't just go running around shoving your hand into someone elses pocket before they get a chance to see you. Couple or not. But yeah, still sucks for her, even if it was her fault :(

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Tri_fml 5

Ouch! Sucks to be you. I've nearly done the same thing a couple times - still haven't learned not to keep my wallet in my back pocket.. it's just so DAMN convenient!

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johobus28 26

I always keep mine up front in a separate pocket from my phone. That way, A: you're not always sitting on it, B: it's easier to grab while in front, and most importantly, C: it's a LOT harder for someone to pickpocket your front pockets without being seen, so it's always safer up front

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