Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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Big_Red_138
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Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.
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woodzy1993
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lol
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smurfsarwales
| 9
shit that sux...
#1 it a freakin douche who wanted to say something short to be first, but ended up looking like a dumb assh0le
#1 it a freakin douche who wanted to say something short to be first, but ended up looking like a dumb assh0le
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worldcupcheer17
| 0
that poor girl, settle it somewhere where your girlfriend isnt next time.
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TheCrazyAli28
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dumbass! you coulda at least lunged in the direction of the punch
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
Sorry OP, hopefully your girlfriend understands!
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
I think op thought it was in the right direction. When you can't see straight, it's hard to punch in the same direction as the enemy's punch. hopefully op's girlfriend will understand...
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ImAHomosexual
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^ Nah. I'm betting she's back with her douchebag ex.
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sk8rchick97
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OMG!! OP is Chris Brown!!:(
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HelloNoora1
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he probably beat the shit out of him for "Punching his lady"
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wingsfan19
| 2
2- how about we punch you in the face and then see how good your directional skills are.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
53. rihanna was gonna make a song about chris brown, but he beat her to it. also op. you can't take a punch.. next time wear tighter panties before you fight like a pussy
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zendaddy0
| 0
yes man anyone?
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steph87_fml
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only if he wants to take her to a ball lol
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couturegirl2
| 7
hahah. he BEAT her to it (:
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Sniper3000
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#2 r u serious?
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emmaness
| 0
you mean EX girlfriend!?
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j_729
| 18
117- He didn't mean to dumbass
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Big_Red_138
| 3
Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
... I think op thought that it was in the direction of the punch... When you see double vision, or can't see straight, it's hard to know that you're not going to hit the target. It looked like the target to OP. I hope you didn't lose your girl over that OP... Explain it to her... maybe she'll understand.
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
grr, that's a reason to hate the iPod touch... I thought I replied to #2, (comment 1), not to you... Sorry...
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dolphincheddar
| 10
3, it's blind wrestling! they should make that a sport I would pay hundreds to watch blind wrestling
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darkmis1
| 17
Misfortunate? You mean unfortunate.
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ObeseKitten
| 0
I think you should dye your hair blonde.
atleast no one will facepalm when they read shit like that.
atleast no one will facepalm when they read shit like that.
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Ravens1001
| 0
Seriously? You're nearly 10 years older than me and you don't even know basic English?
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Ravens1001
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73 by the way.
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llamalover96
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what are you like 10? wtf... your way to young to be on this site :)
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Freeze_fml
| 16
That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.
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Garyy_fml
| 11
why would her ex be there if they broke up?
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BaconDave
| 12
To punch OP
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Ldesu
| 0
Chris Brown'd?
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MrSassypants
| 32
No... Chris brpwnd.
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AlexRen
| 21
one of these days pow right in the kisser,
that day came sooner the she thought.
that day came sooner the she thought.
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Kwejee
| 1
Awe. Hope she didn't break up with you over that. o_o;
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VixSparda
| 5
oh we'll see that in a few days
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VixSparda
| 5
oh we'll see that in a few days
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
Congratulations.
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Uraharas_Bankai
| 1
Want a cookie? (and for OP, hopefully she didn't get involved in the fight)
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MrXerxes5
| 6
ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! SUPREME LOSS!
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BaconDave
| 12
You've got some explaining to do!
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MrXerxes5
| 6
ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! SUPREME LOSS!
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BaconDave
| 12
You've got some explaining to do!