FML : Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns...

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Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hero to zero / Monday 4 July 2011 16:09 / United States

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By Big_Red_138 | 3

#2820911 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:07

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

By Freeze_fml | 16

#2820929 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

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By woodzy1993 | 0

#2820905 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:06

lol

smurfsarwales | 9

#2820931 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

shit that sux...
#1 it a freakin douche who wanted to say something short to be first, but ended up looking like a dumb assh0le

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#2820968 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:13

that poor girl, settle it somewhere where your girlfriend isnt next time.

By TheCrazyAli28 | 0

#2820907 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:06

dumbass! you coulda at least lunged in the direction of the punch

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2821005 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:21

Sorry OP, hopefully your girlfriend understands!

Ali_Br_fml | 33

#2821078 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:34

I think op thought it was in the right direction. When you can't see straight, it's hard to punch in the same direction as the enemy's punch. hopefully op's girlfriend will understand...

ImAHomosexual | 0

#2821159 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:49

^ Nah. I'm betting she's back with her douchebag ex.

sk8rchick97 | 0

#2821545 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:59

OMG!! OP is Chris Brown!!:(

HelloNoora1 | 0

#2821577 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:04

he probably beat the shit out of him for "Punching his lady"

wingsfan19 | 2

#2821736 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:43

2- how about we punch you in the face and then see how good your directional skills are.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2821766 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:51

53. rihanna was gonna make a song about chris brown, but he beat her to it. also op. you can't take a punch.. next time wear tighter panties before you fight like a pussy

zendaddy0 | 0

#2822215 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:19

yes man anyone?

steph87_fml | 0

#2822338 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:13

only if he wants to take her to a ball lol

couturegirl2 | 7

#2823060 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:49

hahah. he BEAT her to it (:

Sniper3000 | 0

#2824726 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 14:17

#2 r u serious?

emmaness | 0

#2829063 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:41

you mean EX girlfriend!?

j_729 | 18

#5695249 - Sunday 29 September 2013 23:32

117- He didn't mean to dumbass

By Big_Red_138 | 3

#2820911 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:07

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

Ali_Br_fml | 33

#2821046 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:31

... I think op thought that it was in the direction of the punch... When you see double vision, or can't see straight, it's hard to know that you're not going to hit the target. It looked like the target to OP. I hope you didn't lose your girl over that OP... Explain it to her... maybe she'll understand.