Health: Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't...

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught a man screwing my girlfriend in my house so I lost my temper and hit him right in the jaw. He wasn’t hurt, not even a bruise. I meanwhile have a broken finger and a sprained wrist because, as he put it, “You really don’t know how to throw a punch, like… at all.” FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Big_Red_138 3

Monday 4 July 2011 23:07

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

Comments

woodzy1993 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:06

lol

smurfsarwales 9

Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

shit that sux... #1 it a freakin douche who wanted to say something short to be first, but ended up looking like a dumb assh0le

worldcupcheer17 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:13

that poor girl, settle it somewhere where your girlfriend isnt next time.

TheCrazyAli28 1

Monday 4 July 2011 23:06

dumbass! you coulda at least lunged in the direction of the punch

KingGeorgeGal 12

Monday 4 July 2011 23:21

Sorry OP, hopefully your girlfriend understands!

Ali_Br_fml 33

Monday 4 July 2011 23:34

I think op thought it was in the right direction. When you can't see straight, it's hard to punch in the same direction as the enemy's punch. hopefully op's girlfriend will understand...

ImAHomosexual 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:49

^ Nah. I'm betting she's back with her douchebag ex.

sk8rchick97 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:59

OMG!! OP is Chris Brown!!:(

HelloNoora1 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:04

he probably beat the shit out of him for "Punching his lady"

wingsfan19 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:43

2- how about we punch you in the face and then see how good your directional skills are.

dolphincheddar 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:51

53. rihanna was gonna make a song about chris brown, but he beat her to it. also op. you can't take a punch.. next time wear tighter panties before you fight like a pussy

zendaddy0 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:19

yes man anyone?

steph87_fml 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:13

only if he wants to take her to a ball lol

couturegirl2 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:49

hahah. he BEAT her to it (:

Sniper3000 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 14:17

#2 r u serious?

emmaness 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:41

you mean EX girlfriend!?

j_729 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 23:32

117- He didn't mean to dumbass

Big_Red_138 3

Monday 4 July 2011 23:07

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Monday 4 July 2011 23:31

... I think op thought that it was in the direction of the punch... When you see double vision, or can't see straight, it's hard to know that you're not going to hit the target. It looked like the target to OP. I hope you didn't lose your girl over that OP... Explain it to her... maybe she'll understand.