Love: Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole... - FML

By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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dantheman931 0

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:19

Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

#2 cry about it

jazziness 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:29

It's the same with saying "first" no one cares.

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Thursday 9 January 2014 8:29

Fk your rude

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Sounds like my ex. But seriously...just tell him to shut up and get over it. No big deal.

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

fobchick 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Wow what a insensitive prick.

chiaro 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:18

you certainly did NOT deserve that from him. you should have reminded him that you spent so much time taking care of him. if he takes that for granted, then he doesn't deserve you.

Niqi 0

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:18

That's awfully inconsiderate of him. =/

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:19

Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down

Sportey 9

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:52

Doing this would totally make you the better person great thunking

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Monday 28 September 2015 7:41

That sounds like a psycho thing to do.

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:22

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Saturday 26 July 2014 20:43

*plays triangle* ASSHOLE ALERT

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