Love: Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole...

By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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dantheman931 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

suckager 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:19

Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down

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munchy35 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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albinorhino 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

#2 cry about it

jazziness 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:29

It's the same with saying "first" no one cares.

evanwilliams 4

Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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JoelsLastNight 18

Thursday 9 January 2014 8:29

Fk your rude

myexsucks 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Sounds like my ex. But seriously...just tell him to shut up and get over it. No big deal.

dantheman931 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

fobchick 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Wow what a insensitive prick.

chiaro 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:18

you certainly did NOT deserve that from him. you should have reminded him that you spent so much time taking care of him. if he takes that for granted, then he doesn't deserve you.