By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 872
You deserved it 43 577

Same thing different taste

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you_failed 15

No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)'s what you get for tickling him.

Comments's what you get for tickling him.

Damn straight! YDI, OP! Besides, since when is it considered "flirty" to tickle someone? O_o

CatEyes66 0

Yup, I rather me punched than tickled. I hate it so much.

mariet_fml 23

@22: A lot of sex stores sell things specifically to tickle people, so I guess for quite some time.

29: Oh, well, I guess this is why I don't go in sex stores. I would never consider being tickled to be sexy or flirty or anything other than frustrating and annoying.

iReadFmlsFml 0

My girlfriend always tries to hurt me when I tickle her, although she does think it's sexy. But yeah OP, you should've seen that one coming, hope you get well soon. I'm sorry if I may seem like a bad person, but I laughed when I read that he elbowed you, I figured the knee would be the correct reaction

if you're going to tickle expect to be hit/kicked etc its an involuntary reaction in a lot of people

45 how much u wanna bet my abs are stronger than yours

iReadFmlsFml 0

72, Not much because they probably are, and thank you for noticing my abs :)

no im dead serious they are. why? cuz im in gymnastics. urs are sexy too though.

I bet that your nose tickles NOW!!

you_failed 15

No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

yea I mean never tickle guys my gf did it to me an I freaked

Exactly. Bad shit happens when I tickle people/people tickle me. Somebody always ends up getting a knee to the face or something...

skidoo800HO 2

How were you tickling him on his feet and getting elbowed in the face?

fatalkiss 0

Some people, when tickled, spazz out & start defending themselves any way they can. When my boyfriend tickles me, he always gets hurt in the end. I can't help it...guessing your bf is the same way as me when it comes to being tickled.

kingtz 6

I'm like that, also. I nearly drove my gf's head into the wall one time because she was tickling me and I spazzed out.

I may have accidentally kicked my mom in the face and stomach while punching at her arm when she tried to tickle my feet once... It may have been the last time she tried to tickle me, too. O_o

fatalkiss 0

Some people spazz out & start defending themselves in any way possible. I kick, squirm, pinch, bite, pull on random body parts of the "attacker". I almost ripped my boyfriend's ear off one time...

fatalkiss 0

Damn... didn't see my comment post the first time. My bad.

cptmorgan15 2

Bitch, no one likes to be tickled. No matter how hard you laugh, it's never fun.

Tickling is serious business...if she tickled me I'd shove my penis down her throat till she gags

cptmorgan15 2

Man you love gagging people, don't you? But anyways, ya tickling is definitely no joke.

I agree. when someone decides they are going to tickle someone ticklish they can accept the fact that they are going to get hurt.

rockyraccoon28 8

ydi. i'm super ticklish and i throw punches when people try to tickle me. it's in no way flirty. it's just fricken annoying.

YDI. Tickling is only fun for the tickler. Kids like it. Adults don't.

Exactly. When will people realize that tickling is just plain dumb? As in, NOT FUNNY.