By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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you_failed 15

No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)

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ProhibitionRose 14
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....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.

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ProhibitionRose 14
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....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.

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AlyshaDeShae 10
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Damn straight! YDI, OP! Besides, since when is it considered "flirty" to tickle someone? O_o

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CatEyes66 0

Yup, I rather me punched than tickled. I hate it so much.

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mariet_fml 23

@22: A lot of sex stores sell things specifically to tickle people, so I guess for quite some time.

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AlyshaDeShae 10
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29: Oh, well, I guess this is why I don't go in sex stores. I would never consider being tickled to be sexy or flirty or anything other than frustrating and annoying.

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iReadFmlsFml 0

My girlfriend always tries to hurt me when I tickle her, although she does think it's sexy. But yeah OP, you should've seen that one coming, hope you get well soon. I'm sorry if I may seem like a bad person, but I laughed when I read that he elbowed you, I figured the knee would be the correct reaction

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catatonicsleep 17
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if you're going to tickle expect to be hit/kicked etc its an involuntary reaction in a lot of people

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Suchagoonnn 4
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45 how much u wanna bet my abs are stronger than yours

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iReadFmlsFml 0

72, Not much because they probably are, and thank you for noticing my abs :)

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Suchagoonnn 4
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no im dead serious they are. why? cuz im in gymnastics. urs are sexy too though.

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kcluna 6
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I bet that your nose tickles NOW!!

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d_balu 0

lolz

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craZgal321 6
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i though he would pee on him

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TookaWooka666 0
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So did you guys get it on anyways?

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you_failed 15

No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)

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iEnvade 2
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That made no sense..

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ProhibitionRose 14
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...reread it. it makes perfect sense.

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enonymous 8

These replies need more red heads.

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GigaPudding_fml 24
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You didn't see that one coming?

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

yea I mean never tickle guys my gf did it to me an I freaked

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YacL 15
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Exactly. Bad shit happens when I tickle people/people tickle me. Somebody always ends up getting a knee to the face or something...

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skidoo800HO 2

How were you tickling him on his feet and getting elbowed in the face?

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AlwaySunny 0

that's what she said

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fatalkiss 0

Some people, when tickled, spazz out & start defending themselves any way they can. When my boyfriend tickles me, he always gets hurt in the end. I can't help it...guessing your bf is the same way as me when it comes to being tickled.

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kingtz 6

I'm like that, also. I nearly drove my gf's head into the wall one time because she was tickling me and I spazzed out.

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AlyshaDeShae 10
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I may have accidentally kicked my mom in the face and stomach while punching at her arm when she tried to tickle my feet once... It may have been the last time she tried to tickle me, too. O_o

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fatalkiss 0

Some people spazz out & start defending themselves in any way possible. I kick, squirm, pinch, bite, pull on random body parts of the "attacker". I almost ripped my boyfriend's ear off one time...

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fatalkiss 0

Damn... didn't see my comment post the first time. My bad.

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cptmorgan15 2

Bitch, no one likes to be tickled. No matter how hard you laugh, it's never fun.

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Dethh 0
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Tickling is serious business...if she tickled me I'd shove my penis down her throat till she gags

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cptmorgan15 2

Man you love gagging people, don't you? But anyways, ya tickling is definitely no joke.

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shutupYDI 4
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I agree. when someone decides they are going to tickle someone ticklish they can accept the fact that they are going to get hurt.

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rockyraccoon28 8

ydi. i'm super ticklish and i throw punches when people try to tickle me. it's in no way flirty. it's just fricken annoying.

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Calyx_fml 21
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YDI. Tickling is only fun for the tickler. Kids like it. Adults don't.

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freelove_fml 2
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Exactly. When will people realize that tickling is just plain dumb? As in, NOT FUNNY.

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Death_From_Above 0
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ain't gonna do that no more are ya!

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