Watch where you're going

By Marriage at it's finest.. - 22/05/2021 13:59

Today, I was riding my scooter and humming a tune while doing so. It happened to be the tune you hear at weddings. I got married to the garage door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 303
You deserved it 716

Same thing different taste

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ojoRojo 27

That’s not how it works...

I'm assuming that kissing your new life partner translated to a sudden impact with it?

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ojoRojo 27

That’s not how it works...

If you can can find love and happiness with your garage through marriage, I wish you a happy marriage, OP. Love is love.

I'm assuming that kissing your new life partner translated to a sudden impact with it?

Any faster and your family would have been humming the funeral dirge. As it is, they're probably still laughing at you.

thatswhatshesaid 3

This fml and the comments gave me a good laugh 🤣